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Trout Wrote:

If
> any of you guys in Texas come across this guy, kick his
> ass for me.

and:

 >To anybody else that runs across this guy, kick his ass
> for me.

                                 My list:

Anyone who runs across Tom Durant, kick his ass for me.  He punched me in the
stomach, really hard, in kindergarten.

Anyone who runs across Erica McFadden, kick her ass for me.  She refused to
go around with me in 3rd grade.

Anyone who runs across Mrs. Culp, kick her ass for me.  She gave me a "D" in
penmanship in 6th grade.

Anyone who runs across Mike McDonald, kick his ass for me.  He gave me a
compound fracture in my arm during a fight where I beat up two of his buddies
in 7th grade.

Anyone who runs across Jorge Benevides, kick his ass for me.  He took my
lunch money all through junior high.

Anyone who runs across Beverly Dahl, kick her ass for me.  She wore those
tight "Ditto" jeans in high school that gave me a woody, but still wouldn't
go out with me.

Anyone who runs across Diane Johnson, kick her ass for me.  After spending
$100 bucks on her on our first date, she wouldn't even kiss me goodnight.

Anyone who runs across any of my former business partners, kick their
collective asses for me.  What a bunch of pricks.

Anyone who runs across anyone I ever knew, kick their ass for me.  Some of
them may actually deserve it.

That's all for now.  I'm sure I'll have more later.

Kevin
HeyyDude

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