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Now, all you boys should give little miss TWOPINKS a break, after all, she
loved my show, offered me her 22 yr. old daughter in exchange for an
autograph, and created a dirty picture of me with my rebreather for
distribution over the internet.
I've never met her, but I understand she'll be at the rebreather forum this
month. Any of you boys who have jumped her shit lately should remember this:
1) You don't know what she looks like
2) She could have been secretly trained by Bruce Lee
3) She works for some secret branch of the government, and as such, could
probably have the IRS camped out at your doorstep by Monday morning
4) If you're at the rebreather forum, and she finds you, she could say to
you in front of your wife/girlfriend things like:
a) "Oh, you're MARRIED????"
b) "Where were you last weekend, I was sooooo lonely!!
c) "What should we call the baby, dear?"
d) "I have Herpes, you better go see your doctor..."
Just remember, Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.
As for me, I'm safe. She worships the water I dive in... Except she'd save
Haberski first if he and I were drowning in a wading pool, and that's only
because he's a registered Sex Machine...
Kevin
HeyyDude
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