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From: <heyydude@pi*.co*>
Date: Sat, 31 Aug 1996 22:50:10 GMT
To: techdiver@terra.net
Subject: Drinkin' from the Pony...
Since Rich suggested that Geo get some of that stuff I've been drinkin', I
thought (in the interest of science, and the furtherance of Tech Diving
Knowledge), that I'd reveal its true contents... 
 
See, Farb bitched me out a while back about not taking a pony with me on my
deep dives.  He was right.  I was diving like a total stroke, so I took his
suggestion to heart, 'cept I modified it a teeny little bit. 
 
I now carry a minimum of a 30 cu. ft. pony, but I fill it with about 5 cu.
ft. of Chivas Regal, some Kava from Fiji, and about 5 crushed Betel Nuts
from the Solomons.  Oh, and I also add about 2 cu. ft. of Nitrous Oxide for
that extra "zing". 
 
I modified the valve, so it has one of those long tubes in it, like the
seltzer bottles.  Now, I can use it to bail, or take a nip while I am down
there.  After completion of the dive, I rush home to my computer to write
stuff on Techdiver. 
 
Now that my secret is out, I know I won't be special anymore, but I feel
guilty that I've been operating with an unfair advantage for a while. 
 
I also know that this mix is a bit unorthodox, but I'm proud to say that it
has been adopted by the King/Stone expedition team for their upcoming dives
in Florida... 
 
Kevin 
HeyyDude 
 
P.S.  Do not confuse my pony bottle with Georges petting pony....   You
know what I mean.  (That damn horse won't let me near him anyway...) 
 

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