Since Rich suggested that Geo get some of that stuff I've been drinkin', I thought (in the interest of science, and the furtherance of Tech Diving Knowledge), that I'd reveal its true contents... See, Farb bitched me out a while back about not taking a pony with me on my deep dives. He was right. I was diving like a total stroke, so I took his suggestion to heart, 'cept I modified it a teeny little bit. I now carry a minimum of a 30 cu. ft. pony, but I fill it with about 5 cu. ft. of Chivas Regal, some Kava from Fiji, and about 5 crushed Betel Nuts from the Solomons. Oh, and I also add about 2 cu. ft. of Nitrous Oxide for that extra "zing". I modified the valve, so it has one of those long tubes in it, like the seltzer bottles. Now, I can use it to bail, or take a nip while I am down there. After completion of the dive, I rush home to my computer to write stuff on Techdiver. Now that my secret is out, I know I won't be special anymore, but I feel guilty that I've been operating with an unfair advantage for a while. I also know that this mix is a bit unorthodox, but I'm proud to say that it has been adopted by the King/Stone expedition team for their upcoming dives in Florida... Kevin HeyyDude P.S. Do not confuse my pony bottle with Georges petting pony.... You know what I mean. (That damn horse won't let me near him anyway...)
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