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This is old news. Plannned Parenthood sent several highly trained chickens to various overcrowded cities in India with instructions to lure non-swimmers to their deaths. In a related story, several squadrons of suicide chickens are making their way to various airports in the New Dehli region disguised as cargo on several jet flights. After takeoff, the birds will break out of the aircraft and throw themselves into the engine turbines- turning themselves into instant puree- and causing the planes to crash into heavily populated areas thereby cleansing neighborhoods of unwanteds. Members of Parliment from the region have cried foul. On Mon, 12 Aug 1996, Christopher M. Parrett wrote: > Just came across this little gem... > > [AP, Cairo, Egypt, 31 Aug 1995] > CAIRO, Egypt (AP) -- Six people drowned Monday while trying to > rescue a chicken that had fallen into a well in southern Egypt. > An 18-year-old farmer was the first to descend into the 60-foot > well. He drowned, apparently > after an undercurrent in the water pulled him down, police said. > His sister and two brothers, none of whom could swim well, went > in one by one to help him, but also drowned. Two elderly farmers > then came to help, but they apparently were pulled down by the > same undercurrent. The bodies of the six were later pulled out of > the well in the village of Nazlat Imara, 240 miles south of > Cairo. The chicken was also pulled out. It survived. > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > Christopher M. Parrett, President > Abysmal Diving Inc. 6595 Odell Place, Suite G. Boulder CO, 80301 USA > > Makers of ABYSS, Advanced Dive Planning Software. > > Phone: (303) 530-7248 > Fax: (303) 530-2808 > > File Transfer Site: ftp://ftp.abysmal.com/pub/abysmal > > FLASH! we now have our own WWW Server online > > World Wide Web Site: http://www.abysmal.com > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > -- > Send mail for the `techdiver' mailing list to `techdiver@terra.net'. > Send subscription/archive requests to `techdiver-request@terra.net'. >
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