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Date: Fri, 26 Jul 1996 15:42:21 -0400 (EDT)
From: John Todd <afn48281@af*.or*>
To: cavers@ge*.co*, freeattic@co*.ci*.uf*.ed*, techdiver@terra.net,
     Zumrick <76022.2745@co*.co*>
Subject: HOW TO IMPROVE A DPV
> What we learn about DPV's could also be of use to you.

DEAR JOHN:

    YOU	 STUPID SONOFABITCH.DID YOU REALLY TELL PEOPLE THAT?WHAT KIND OF
MORON ARE YOU?WHAT DO YOU AND YOUR DRUNKEN DRUG ADDICT WORTHLESS FRIENDS
KNOW ABOUT DPV'S?WHAT KIND OF ENGINEERS DO YOU GUYS HAVE THAT COME UP WITH
SHIT LIKE SQUARE LIGHTS AND BUNGEED WINGS?

    WAIT,I KNOW,YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT SCOOTER IMPROVEMENTS.SORT OF LIKE THAT
SCOOTER WITH THE TUPPERWARE BOWL FOR A NOSECONE.ARE THESE THE TYPES OF
ENGINEERING IMPROVEMENTS YOU THINK YOU CAN MAKE TO BILL GAVINS DESIGN?OR IS
IT SOMETHING SIMPLER THEN THAT,LIKE MAYBE HAVE AN IV FEED BUILT IN SO THE
DIVERS DONT DETOX.OR EVEN BETTER YET,HOW ABOUT IF IT COMES WITH A COMPLETE
GI FOOD TUBE SO THE DIVERS DON'T NEED TO WORRY ABOUT GETTING THE "MUNCHIES"
AND THEY CAN HAVE THAT MIDDIVE SNACK SO THEY DON'T GET BELOW 285.

    ON THAT TANGENT I HEAR THAT YOUR BOYS HAVE BEEN WORKING OUT IN
PREPARATION FOR THEIR BIG DIVES IN WAKULLA.I UNDERSTAND THEYVE TAKEN ON A
STRICT REGIMENT OF STANDING AROUND THE PLATFORM AT GINNIE SPRINGS TELLING
EVERYONE HOW GOOD THEY ARE,GETTING THE DIAPHRAGM WORKING AND IMPROVING THEIR
ON/OFFGASSING EFFICIENCY.I ALSO UNDERSTAND THAT SOME OF THEM WENT AND HELPED
OUT WITH THE MEXICAN PROJECT AT DOS PENDEJOS RECENTLY AND ON THE FLIGHT HOME
THERE WAS PLENTY OF OFFGASSING.

    IF YOU WANT TO FIGURE OUT WHAT IT TAKES TO MAKE A GOOD SCOOTER YOU
SHOULD GO TO MANATEE SPRINGS AND SEE WHAT'S SITTING AT THE END OF THE
LINE.WHY THAT'S NOT EVEN THE FULL DISTANCE THAT GEORGE AND HIS BOYS HAVE
GONE,BUT IT'S 200' SHALLOWER.SHOULD GIVE YOU GUYS A CHANCE TO SEE HOW
COMPETENET YOU ARE.

                                   - JOHN TODD


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