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Richie, Cobb is consistently more funny, so he stays on top. The Hillbillies was a classic, and takes the prize under the music category. I have one that fits under poetry, but have never sent it. Farb has several contenders out there in the real or memorex category, like the "helium lock", and the Dude is a consistant performer as well. In the horrifying category, nobody can touch the Todd brothers, and whn it comes to Sushi, Sankey is always on top. Of course, the really funy stuff we can't talk about. On a more serious note, if you get sofnolime in your mouth, is this hard to deal with or not? - G On Fri, 19 Jul 1996, Richard Pyle <deepreef@bi*.bi*.Ha*.Or*> wrote: > >Phil, > >You just bought yourself position number one in my list of funniest email >messages ever received! You bumped Cobb's "8 minutes between door >opening and butt-scratching" post to number two, and Randy Bohrer's "Rod >Long Hair" and G's "IANTD Hillbillies" take positions number 3 and 4, >respectively. I'll be laughing at this one for a long time! Thanks! > >Aloha, >Rich > > > >> Safety Dive >> -- Men Without Strokes >> >> We can dive if we want to >> We can leave your friends behind >> 'Cause your friends butt-mount and if they butt-mount, well, they're >> No friends of mine >> >> We can dive in Wakulla >> If we don't then others will >> We can run our line and look real fine >> And we can outdo Jeff and Bill >> >> We can dive we can dive >> Everything's under control >> We can dive we can dive >> Doin' it goal to goal >> We can dive we can dive >> Everyone else is a queer >> We can dive we can dive >> Everyone look at our gear >> >> We can post when we want to >> We can send this list its fill >> And we can act act real cool and totally removed >> And we can sound act like an imbecile >> >> We can trash talk yo' mother >> And if yo' mother thinks we're crude >> She just don't see that our perfect history >> Justifies our attitude >> >> We can post we can post >> No one ever says it like us >> We can post we can post >> Everyone else is a wuss >> We can post we can post >> Everyone type with your hands >> We can post we can post >> Everyone's taking the chance >> >> W--K--P--P--I--3 >> Safety Dive >> >> We can dive like no other >> Any other pods are frauds >> And only we shall post from coast to coast >> 'Cause we're prophets for the Caving Gods >> >> We can outdive yo' mother >> And if yo' mother disagree >> She's a stroke, she's a weenie, she's a clusterfuckin' meanie, >> And she learned from IANTD >> >> We are young we are brave >> Everything's under control >> We're well-hung we can cave >> Doin' it hole to hole >> We can dive we can dive >> Separate the keen from the kine >> We can dive we can dive >> Everyone swallow our line >> >> Well it's safe to dive >> It's safe to dive >> It's safe to dive >> It's safe to dive >> It's safe to dive. >> >> Remember, It's Safe to Post. >> >> -- Phil >> >> >> ===== >> Phil Pfeiffer, Computer Sci. Dept. | Kindness in thought leads to wisdom. >> East Stroudsburg University, | Kindness in speech leads to eloquence. >> East Stroudsburg, Pa. 18301-2999 | Kindness in action leads to love. >> phil@es*.ed* (717) 422-3820 | -- Lao-Tsu >> >> -- >> Send mail for the `techdiver' mailing list to `techdiver@terra.net'. >> Send subscription/archive requests to `techdiver-request@terra.net'. >> > >Richard Pyle >deepreef@bi*.bi*.ha*.or* >******************************************************************* >"WHATEVER happens to you when you willingly go underwater is >COMPLETELY and ENTIRELY your own responsibility! If you cannot >accept this responsibility, stay out of the water!" >******************************************************************* > >-- >Send mail for the `techdiver' mailing list to `techdiver@terra.net'. >Send subscription/archive requests to `techdiver-request@terra.net'. > >
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