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Chris, You fargin bastage stroke weenie hoover! You don't know shit, and neither does your mother! Your daughter's vocabulary is probably less than 1000 words, and you have horses in your back yard! When you can contribute something about fish collecting to the list (I doubt it), THEN you can talk. But until then, don't pontificate your weenie hoovery blatent strokery here! All you weenies out there who call me names and spit on me everytime I try to buy groceries can got jump in a lake...or something...because until you have the end of the line, err, I mean more new species of fishes than me, then you are all just a bunch of know-nothings! You all Know that there is only one right rebreather - the Cis-Lunar rebreather - and that's all that counts for cupcakes! ;-) Rich On Fri, 19 Jul 1996 techvid@ne*.co* wrote: > As some of you know, like the Gavin scooter, to own one of Bill Stone's > Cis-Lunar rebreathers, again you have to train, qualify, sign a very > tight-assed non-disclosure, a release, and pay big bucks. > > Top Ten Reasons for Not Buying a Cis-Lunar: > drum roll > > #10 -- You can't tell anyone about it. > #9 -- You can't show it to anyone. > #8 -- You can't let anyone else use it. > #7 -- Break rules 8,9, and 10 and Stone's High Federal Connections show up > in black helicopters. > #6 -- giii says it's "a piece of shit because it was developed and made in > someone's garage." > #5 -- Neither Stone, his creditors and home mortgage holders, Jim King, > nor Nat. Geo can figure out who's really liable. > #4 -- Your wife won't be happy when she finds out it *isn't really* made > for mowing the lawn. > #3 -- Zumrick gets to tell you how to dress. > #2 -- The release, non-disclosure, and manual weigh as much as a set of 104's. > #1 -- When you use it, and find out *it really works* -- > > > > > you'll have to kiss Rich Pyle's butt! > > up music > ;-) > > > Christopher A. Brown > Sci-Graphica PR and DOCENT FILMS > The Technical Diving Video Library (TDVL) > (N.Am. & Canada): 1-800-373-7222 > Outside US:904-942-7222 Fax:904-942-1240 > > Life is short -- this is not a rehearsal. > > > > -- > Send mail for the `techdiver' mailing list to `techdiver@terra.net'. > Send subscription/archive requests to `techdiver-request@terra.net'. > Richard Pyle deepreef@bi*.bi*.ha*.or* ******************************************************************* "WHATEVER happens to you when you willingly go underwater is COMPLETELY and ENTIRELY your own responsibility! If you cannot accept this responsibility, stay out of the water!" *******************************************************************
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