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As some of you know, like the Gavin scooter, to own one of Bill Stone's Cis-Lunar rebreathers, again you have to train, qualify, sign a very tight-assed non-disclosure, a release, and pay big bucks. Top Ten Reasons for Not Buying a Cis-Lunar: drum roll #10 -- You can't tell anyone about it. #9 -- You can't show it to anyone. #8 -- You can't let anyone else use it. #7 -- Break rules 8,9, and 10 and Stone's High Federal Connections show up in black helicopters. #6 -- giii says it's "a piece of shit because it was developed and made in someone's garage." #5 -- Neither Stone, his creditors and home mortgage holders, Jim King, nor Nat. Geo can figure out who's really liable. #4 -- Your wife won't be happy when she finds out it *isn't really* made for mowing the lawn. #3 -- Zumrick gets to tell you how to dress. #2 -- The release, non-disclosure, and manual weigh as much as a set of 104's. #1 -- When you use it, and find out *it really works* -- you'll have to kiss Rich Pyle's butt! up music ;-) Christopher A. Brown Sci-Graphica PR and DOCENT FILMS The Technical Diving Video Library (TDVL) (N.Am. & Canada): 1-800-373-7222 Outside US:904-942-7222 Fax:904-942-1240 Life is short -- this is not a rehearsal.
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