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G'Day, George!  You wrote:-

> I 
>don't mind you being a dumbass, Bernie, as I realize you can not help it, but 
>don't toy with me, I have no sense of humor, 

Seems to me that you do if you're game to eat at a place called the Outback
Steakhouse!

>and after eating at the Outback 
>Steakhouse, I have a new policy of shooting Australians on sight, ripping
thier 
>heads off, and shitting down their necks.

That steak 'll do it to you every time.  Thank Gawd you didn't drink any of
our beer!  

> Oz is clearly a whole nation of 
>Rebreather Instructor Trainers, Trimix Course Directors, and Advanced Deep 
>Technical Nitrox Modelling Blenders. Where do you guys carry all of those 
>certification cards?  

On certification we get issued with our own kangaroo.  Most of us slap a bit
of velcro onto its pouch and keep all of our 'C' cards there!  That's after
first dragging the baby 'joey' out - 'cause it's not big enough to fight
back - stomping on its head and draining the vitriol out of its system [we
export that overseas!]

>>On Mon, 17 Jun 1996, Bernie Woolfrey <woolfrey@oz*.co*.au*> wrote:
>>Of all the people on the list, I'm suprised to read George correcting 
>>someone's spelling (I'm sure it's all in fun.).

Strike

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