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From: <HeyyDude@ao*.co*>
Date: Tue, 23 Apr 1996 19:53:18 -0400
To: techdiver@terra.net
Subject: Sooper Scooper
My former assistant, who now works for 20th Century Fox pulled this off the
newswire and sent it to me.

Anyone for snorkeling in France?

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<<From the Newswires:

"Response to a wildfire on the south of France's Cote d'Azur was
billed
as a marvel of modern fire-fighting technology. Two specially-built
flying boats zoomed in, skimmed the waters of the Mediterranean,
scooping vast amounts of water into their belly tanks, and then
dropped
the water on the hillside fire. All was jolly and the wine flowed
freely until a body was found in the ashes.

"The coroner found that the gentleman had apparently fallen from a
great height, suffering serious injuries before being burned to
death.  The report further noted that the victim was wearing a
bathing suit, snorkel, and swim fins.">>

I used to think that drowning was the worst way to die, now I think I've
discovered another...

Kevin
HeyyDude.

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