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DO IT ALL WRONG
I have decided to make a new tape for Richard Wakergbarth and his friends,
called "Doing It Wrong" in the interest of fairness to all strokes, and in
order
to preserve the freeedom of choice and personal preference we all love in
diving. This tape will , among other things, feature topics like :
1) How to buttmount a square light, and conveniently stow six backups , since
we all know the square light will fail.
2) How to properly locate your air integrated computer so that when it fails,
you will stil be able to see the other three you are carrying as backups.
3) How to REALLY stuff a hose good, so that when your buddy needs air, there
is no risk that he will get any of yours.
4) How to get more reels on more d-rings on your tanks, inbetween the PADI and
IANTD stickers.
5) How to wear three pairs of wings at once while utilizing the "Transformer
Pack".
6) How to wear the longest fins, and who makes them.
7) How to pick the wrong drysuit, and wear it proudly.
8) How to dive all of the wrong gasses at the wrong time, and then
decompress unnecessarily for hours.
9) How to rig your gear so as to never get too far into a cave, or ever
do anything on a wreck dive but fight for survival until you mercifully hit
turn and can go back up with the big boys.
10) How to maintain yourself as a slob, no matter what, including a special
section on staying out of shape, smoking pot and drinking beer with the
best of them, and generally looking an acting like a complete mushroom.
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