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From: "Sidney Brock Frederickson" <Bfrede1615@em*.ms*.co*>
To: <ScottBonis@ao*.co*>
Cc: <techdiver@aq*.co*>, <cavers@cavers.com>
Subject: Re: First Aid
Date: Tue, 18 Jul 2000 06:19:05 -0500
Organization: Microsoft Corporation
        Hey, Hey, Hey
        Y'all are doin us Oklahomans a great disservice. Anyone can tell you
that Hind LICK is Arkansas speak. 'Round here it's the Hind SMACK Maneuver!

Dive Safe
Brock (no I DID NOT date my sister!)
www.uwservicesllc.com


----- Original Message -----
From: <ScottBonis@ao*.co*>
To: <techdiver@aq*.co*>; <cavers@cavers.com>
Sent: Tuesday, July 18, 2000 1:43 AM
Subject: First Aid


> As divers, we all know the value of receiving the proper first aid
treatment
> should something go wrong.  Well, in the spirit of this, I offer the
> following story.  And so help me, it's gotta be true.
>
> Two Okie cave divers had just come down to Akumal, completed a dive in the
> Chinese Gardens in Taj Mahal and were enjoying lunch at the Cafe Ole in
> Puerto Aventuras, when they heard an awful choking sound.  They turned to
see
> a rather attractive young gal a few tables away, turning blue from wolfing
> down a taco too fast.
>
> The first diver went over to the gal and asked "Kin yew speak?"  She shook
> her head no.  "Kin yew breath?" he asked.  She again shook her head no.
So
> he grabbed her and pulled her to her feet, lifted the back of her skirt
and
> gave her a long wet lick right smack on her behind.
>
> She was so shocked that she coughed up the taco and began to breath with
> great relief.  The first diver turned to his buddy and said "Funny how
that
> there Hind Lick maneuver works ever' time."
>
> Take care and safe diving,        Scott



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