Hey, Hey, Hey Y'all are doin us Oklahomans a great disservice. Anyone can tell you that Hind LICK is Arkansas speak. 'Round here it's the Hind SMACK Maneuver! Dive Safe Brock (no I DID NOT date my sister!) www.uwservicesllc.com ----- Original Message ----- From: <ScottBonis@ao*.co*> To: <techdiver@aq*.co*>; <cavers@cavers.com> Sent: Tuesday, July 18, 2000 1:43 AM Subject: First Aid > As divers, we all know the value of receiving the proper first aid treatment > should something go wrong. Well, in the spirit of this, I offer the > following story. And so help me, it's gotta be true. > > Two Okie cave divers had just come down to Akumal, completed a dive in the > Chinese Gardens in Taj Mahal and were enjoying lunch at the Cafe Ole in > Puerto Aventuras, when they heard an awful choking sound. They turned to see > a rather attractive young gal a few tables away, turning blue from wolfing > down a taco too fast. > > The first diver went over to the gal and asked "Kin yew speak?" She shook > her head no. "Kin yew breath?" he asked. She again shook her head no. So > he grabbed her and pulled her to her feet, lifted the back of her skirt and > gave her a long wet lick right smack on her behind. > > She was so shocked that she coughed up the taco and began to breath with > great relief. The first diver turned to his buddy and said "Funny how that > there Hind Lick maneuver works ever' time." > > Take care and safe diving, Scott
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