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As divers, we all know the value of receiving the proper first aid treatment 
should something go wrong.  Well, in the spirit of this, I offer the 
following story.  And so help me, it's gotta be true.

Two Okie cave divers had just come down to Akumal, completed a dive in the 
Chinese Gardens in Taj Mahal and were enjoying lunch at the Cafe Ole in 
Puerto Aventuras, when they heard an awful choking sound.  They turned to see 
a rather attractive young gal a few tables away, turning blue from wolfing 
down a taco too fast.

The first diver went over to the gal and asked "Kin yew speak?"  She shook 
her head no.  "Kin yew breath?" he asked.  She again shook her head no.  So 
he grabbed her and pulled her to her feet, lifted the back of her skirt and 
gave her a long wet lick right smack on her behind.

She was so shocked that she coughed up the taco and began to breath with 
great relief.  The first diver turned to his buddy and said "Funny how that 
there Hind Lick maneuver works ever' time."

Take care and safe diving,        Scott

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