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From: "Jess Armantrout" <armantrout@wo*.at*.ne*>
To: "Techdiver" <techdiver@aq*.co*>, "cavers" <cavers@cavers.com>
Subject: Trout is alive and PISSED!
Date: Thu, 12 Aug 1999 15:08:05 -0500
Well, I can see I can't leave you guys alone for a minute.  I turn my back
and you revert to the same old b.s.   I can't even keep track of who is
saying what, so I will just address the crap I have been able to wade
through.  Just that makes this a long enough post.

JT seems to be running his mouth saying I wound up face down in Sally Ward
and that is why I quit diving.  Well, that is obviously bullshit.  First, I
haven't even dove there in a year and a half.  Second, I'm still diving,
more than all of the cyber divers on these lists.  Appearantly he or
somebody in his little clan didn't buy my story of "skin bends" as being a
good enough reason to back off of the deep stuff so they made up their own
story to suit there own needs.  I wrote to JT asking him what the deal is
but since he has refused to answer, and since I never actually saw the post,
only had it forwarded to me, I will just take it up here.

Hey, tough guy, we hiked 7 kilometers into the jungle of Mexico in 100
degree heat, did a 350' deep mixed gas exploration dive and upon surfacing I
had severe soreness in the fat around my mid section.  We call that
slobitis, is a type of skin bends and it was most likely do to dehydration
and the fact that deco from those depths is a little tough.  Eight hours
later, at three in the morning while sleeping in hammocks under mosquito
netting in the jungle after having eaten food made by Mike Madden, I had
some nausea and dizziness.  The next day, I was better, dove shallow with my
wife then hiked back out of the jungle.  End of story.  Don't try to read
any more into.

Then we have this other idiot Jeff Waugh taking pot shots at the WKPP
because of pictures he saw in a magazine?!?  First, suck my dick.  Then,
drag your sorry ass to Wakulla and find out how the WKPP does things, why
they do things and why everybody always goes home at the end of the day.
Nobody ever dives bottles on the right in the cave.  Occasionally, a support
diver ferrying bottles has 4 or more on each side.  He has no light to
crush, idiot, as he is in the basin.  Even if he did, Barry Miller lights
don't crush anyway.  On occassion, at the last minute a gas diver is asked
to drop a deco bottle off on his way in.  To expedite the process, he throws
it on his right chest D ring for the 100 foot or so scooter across the basin
to the drop point.  Big deal.  The fact that this is the best shot you can
take is further validation of how well the WKPP does things.

For those actually out there trying to learn, stage bottles are always on
the left because, primarily, to do other wise encumbers the deployment of
the long hose.  Obviously, anybody in the water at Wakulla knows this.
Additionally, everybody knows that the scooter is driven with the right
hand, not as easily accomplished with stage bottles on the right.  Finally,
and you won't know this until you put the whole package together, bottles on
the left are the most slip stream efficient way to scooter.  I have done
five stages, all on the left plus tow 3 scooters, all where they go as well.

Bigmouth Von bitches about 3 inch tall numbers on "duck" tape when most big
time tech divers wouldn't know a correct bottle marking scheme if it walked
up and slapped them on their over sized asses?  Well, see my earlier
suggestions to Jeff:  Suck my dick then drag your ass down and see how
things are done at the big pond.

Then there's the clown who can't figure out the difference between 300 foot
ocean dives and 300 foot cave dives.  Fortunately, Peter covered that one
and I don't have to.

Finally, there is the rebreather list, but we just don't have time to cover
that here.

Who else needs pounding?  I can't keep track.

Now, I have my first triathalon coming up and I would like to get back to my
training so will you idiots out there that don't have a clue what you're
talking about please shut the hell up so I don't have to be bothered by your
bullshit.

Have a nice day,
Trout








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