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Mike,

Let's get straight to the point. What are you really trying to accomplish
with the e-mail below ?

It can't be true that you have learned NOTHING from the WKPP if you really
have been subscribed since 1995 :-)

Phi
> -----Original Message-----
> From: Michael Fisch <michael.fisch-elektronik@ba*.de*>
> To: cavers@cavers.com <cavers@cavers.com>
> Date: Thursday, March 25, 1999 8:01 AM
> Subject: WKPP Members = Roadkill
> 
> >After having read postings on this list for the last few years, I have
> formed my opinions about WKPP members and have ony one question left:
> >
> > Is being in the same catagory as ROADKILL a requirement to become a
> member of the WKPP?
> > or 
> > Do members of the WKPP, after having experienced a profound conversion
> upon encountering their first PC, automatically become ROADKILL?
> > or 
> > Are people that are the end result of generations of inbreeding ( for
> the uninitiated that means jumping over a broomstick with first or second
> cousins or other relatives) in the hot Florida sticks, and have access to
> a computer the only subhumanoids selected for membership in the WKPP?
> >
> >If any of you can understand the question and would like to attempt an
> explanation in words over 4 letters long I4d be interested.
> >
> >If there are actually any nice people that are members of the WKPP I4d
> like to hear of it, but from the tone of the postings since 1995 I don4t
> remember any.
> >
> >If you want to prove how stupid and obnoxious you really are, I4ll be
> there for the NSS/CDS Memorial Day get-together.
> >
> >Michael Fisch
> >
> >Class Action Lawsuits are impossible - the membership of the WKPP doesn4t
> own a suit, they put all their money in white vans since white sheets went
> out of style in the 704s.
> >
> >One nice thing about WKPP members - they have clean front yards since
> they had to sell their collections of rusting pickup trucks for a
> downpayment on the white vans.
> >
> >WKPP members are of one mind concerning gear selection. Is this because
> they collectively only have one mind?
> >
> >The Florida Department of Education is considering a special program for
> WKPP members and other disadvantaged white males, to help them learn to
> speak and eventually write in complete sentences, at least to the 6th
> Grade level.
> 

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