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Date: Thu, 25 Mar 1999 17:31:44 +0100
From: Michael Fisch <michael.fisch-elektronik@ba*.de*>
To: cavers@cavers.com
Subject: RE: WKPP Members = Roadkill
The question was raised: What has the WKPP done for cave diving, and
technical diving?

Here are some answers:

1. If you do not dive my way you cannot dive with me.
2. Some WKPP members have done a good job showing others how to rig
gear, commendable.
3. I have the best scooter, and you cannot see or buy one like it
without joining my club. This has now changed since the WKPP now needs
money.
4. Rebreathers are sure death and no WKPP member will ever use one,
untill George got talked into trying one out. Suddenly they were the
best thing since sliced  bread, but only the kind George likes.
5. Any time someone dies on an extended risk dive suddenly he/she 
is/was an asshole, idiot and fool according to some WKPP members on the
list. Whose wife was it who learned that her husband was dead after
reading Georges postings about the dead idiot on the list?
6. What a nice bunch of people who either will not tell you anything
about a cave, or even worse will give only misleading information about
its passageways.
7. What would you do if I cut the line in a cave before you dived in it?
And then lied about doing it. No wonder USDCT is pissed off at George.
8. The WKPP has an excellent Decompression algorithim the can cut hours
of decompression time and reduce the risks of getting an O2 hit. I
really like the amount of information available about it to non-WKPP
members -NONE.


What a nice bunch of People! With an attitude like that they should be
working for the IRS or someone else who can appreciate their endearing
human nature.

Michael Fisch

Scott Landon wrote:
>FUCK YOU!!!

>when you are qualified to do anything this team does, from the newest
>FNG to the lead exploration divers, come back and play.  until then, go
>back to your mother's teat and apron strings.  it is miserable scum like
>you that drags down diving.  should we start a tabulation of all of the
>things you have done for cave and/or technical diving versus all of the
>things the wkpp has done?  i will.  here it is.
>
>wkpp=numeris
>fisch=ZERO.


>>From: Michael Fisch <michael.fisch-elektronik@ba*.de*>
>>To: cavers@cavers.com
>>Subject: WKPP Members = Roadkill
>>Date: Thu, 25 Mar 1999 13:45:29 +0100
>>
>>After having read postings on this list for the last few years, I have
>>formed my opinions about WKPP members and have ony one question left:
>>
>>	Is being in the same catagory as ROADKILL a requirement to
>>	become a member of the WKPP?
>>		or
>>	Do members of the WKPP, after having experienced a profound
>>	conversion upon encountering their first PC, automatically
>>	become ROADKILL?
>>		or
>>	Are people that are the end result of generations of inbreeding
>>	( for the uninitiated that means jumping over a broomstick with
>>	first or second cousins or other relatives) in the hot Florida
>>	sticks, and have access to a computer the only subhumanoids
>>	selected for membership in the WKPP?
>>
>>If any of you can understand the question and would like to attempt an
>>explanation in words over 4 letters long I4d be interested.
>>
>>If there are actually any nice people that are members of the WKPP I4d
>>like to hear of it, but from the tone of the postings since 1995 I
>>don4t remember any.
>>
>>If you want to prove how stupid and obnoxious you really are,
>>I4ll be there for the NSS/CDS Memorial Day get-together.
>>
>>Michael Fisch
>>
>>Class Action Lawsuits are impossible - the membership of the WKPP
>>doesn4t
>>own a suit, they put all their money in white vans since white sheets
>>went
>>out of style in the 704s.
>>
>>One nice thing about WKPP members - they have clean front yards since
>>they
>>had to sell their collections of rusting pickup trucks for a
>downpayment
>>on the white vans.
>>
>>WKPP members are of one mind concerning gear selection. Is this because
>>they
>>collectively only have one mind?
>>
>>The Florida Department of Education is considering a special program
>for WKPP
>>members and other disadvantaged white males, to help them learn to
>>speak
>>and
>>eventually write in complete sentences, at least to the 6th Grade
>level.

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