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Date: Thu, 25 Mar 1999 13:45:29 +0100
From: Michael Fisch <michael.fisch-elektronik@ba*.de*>
To: cavers@cavers.com
Subject: WKPP Members = Roadkill
After having read postings on this list for the last few years, I have
formed my opinions about WKPP members and have ony one question left:

	Is being in the same catagory as ROADKILL a requirement to 
	become a member of the WKPP?
		or 
	Do members of the WKPP, after having experienced a profound 
	conversion upon encountering their first PC, automatically
	become ROADKILL?
		or 
	Are people that are the end result of generations of inbreeding
	( for the uninitiated that means jumping over a broomstick with 
	first or second cousins or other relatives) in the hot Florida 
	sticks, and have access to a computer the only subhumanoids 
	selected for membership in the WKPP?

If any of you can understand the question and would like to attempt an
explanation in words over 4 letters long I4d be interested.

If there are actually any nice people that are members of the WKPP I4d
like to hear of it, but from the tone of the postings since 1995 I
don4t remember any.

If you want to prove how stupid and obnoxious you really are,
I4ll be there for the NSS/CDS Memorial Day get-together.

Michael Fisch

Class Action Lawsuits are impossible - the membership of the WKPP
doesn4t 
own a suit, they put all their money in white vans since white sheets
went
out of style in the 704s.

One nice thing about WKPP members - they have clean front yards since
they
had to sell their collections of rusting pickup trucks for a downpayment 
on the white vans.

WKPP members are of one mind concerning gear selection. Is this because
they 
collectively only have one mind?

The Florida Department of Education is considering a special program for
WKPP 
members and other disadvantaged white males, to help them learn to speak
and 
eventually write in complete sentences, at least to the 6th Grade level.

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