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Date: Fri, 18 Dec 1998 07:14:17 -0500
From: KVI <kirvine@sa*.ne*>
Organization: DIR
To: NHanke@ao*.co*
CC: wwm@sa*.ne*, deepreef@bi*.or*, armantrout@wo*.at*.ne*,
     bruce@tr*.co*, techdiver@aq*.co*,
     rebreather@nw*.co*, HoustonCaveDivers@ca*.co*,
     cavers@cavers.com
Subject: Gravel_Faced_Grandmother
Noreen, when a gravel-faced grandmother like you plays Xaviera Hollender
on a public forum it is a grim reminder to all of us that Felinni may in
fact be an understatement of reality.

To do it on these dive lists is a demonstration of a desperation that is
embarrasing to us all. Please give the sexual inuendo a rest. Anyone who
has ever seen you would puke at the image of you coing at them in a
black teddy with that lizzard face leering out over what would appear to
be a trash bag full of pellets.

THE HORROR.

On the subject of diving , you have no business doing any talking at
all. Clearly, our track record means nothing to you and your rebreather
list cronies, as again reality gets in the way of their fantasy. Those
people discussing diving is no less out of place than you discussing
sex, and it would be nice if you could find a way to take up some other
list. Try the chat rooms on AOL, or some porno site that specializes in
necrophilia, where you would at least have a level playing field.


NHanke@ao*.co* wrote:
> 
> In a message dated 12/17/98 9:07:19 PM, wwm@sa*.ne* writes:
> 
> >Pinksie,
> 
> >In all fairness It sounds to me like you are the one who is "dickless"
> >and
> >
> >desparate. Maybe this explains your reason for being on the rebreather
> >list.
> >
> >I suspect you will not be satisfied until you've sucked em all.
> 
> >Best of wishes and lot's of Holiday cheer. I hear Santa has a big rebreather
> >
> >for you.
> 
> I should hope Im dickless .... you moron!   As for desperate .....sitting here
> thinking this is entertainment watching you stick your balls up your ass is
> probably as desperate as I can get this year!
> 
> You boys are playing the same old tune ... with the same 2 inches .... and the
> same old hoof and mouth disease!   Stupid is ... as stupid does!   What can be
> said for you ... except    "Im sooo sorry your mothers .... were as stupid in
> your conception!"
> 
> I hate wasting email paper on pond-scum... you will all have to read from the
> same sheet .....
> 
> >Good to hear from you Rinky Dinky. Hey, now what's all this stuff about
> >blowjobs, wads, kneepads and all? You angling for a intern position at
> >the whitehouse or something?
> 
> >Remember Noreen, Santa's happily married and we don't want you claiming
> >that you have a Santa stained skirt or something like that. The kids
> >don't need that sort of thing or they will be reduced to using Col.
> >Sanders as someone to look up to...
> 
> >Come to think of it, old Pres. Billy-Bob could probably use a good
> >knobber right about know, before Iraq is reduced to a smoking pile of
> >baby-powder. This wag-the-dog stuff is right on par, I do believe. You up
> >for it? For the sake of Islam?
> 
> >Happy Holidays!
> 
>  >  Jim
> 
> My Dear Slobber, et al,
> 
> You take faith on any principle which seems right to you but cannot be proved,
> you invent fictitious forces to delude the general public and justify shaky
> reasoning on the basis that it gives the right answer.
> Hmmmmmmmmm............
> 
> I fear you have degenerated to the lowest standards of humanity .... I thereby
> classify you .... Irvinius Clonititus Horrificus .... a horrible mutant clone
> of the Irvine Dynasty.   Not a remnant of your orginal genetic code left!
> 
> X-Files ... Molder and Scully can use you all for weeks of horror and debasing
> on their show.
> 
> Cavers and Tek divers list must be slow and boring for you to come here
> looking for some love or something?   Well .... you will just have to try
> harder to impress me .... get an implant!!!!!
> 
> O.K.  so if we all say how "sad we are" and "sorry your poor ass was never
> loved as a kid" ... you will leave the RB list?
> 
> In a message dated 12/17/98 11:00:01 PM, pegasus1@ne*.co* writes:
> 
> >Guys, this is one seroiusly fucked up bag - it makes my skin crawl to
> >
> >imagine this skag's head hanging off the end of my dog's dick, let along
> >the ones she claims to be working. Why is this lepper on these lists, and why
> >
> >are you guys accomodating this shit?
> >
> 
> Accomodate me you little shit ...
> 
> Thats an order!
> 
> Dear Santa,
> 
> Here is my wish list for CHristmas:
> 
> 1.  Make Pegasus into a ReAl HoRsEs ASs  ... so he can play the part better!
> 
> 2.  Give Clobber  a WHACK EM WILLY  hand toy so he can take out his
> frustrations before he comes on these lists and a blue dress to cuddle with!
> 
> 3.  Give Billy a trained Pit Bull to bite his juglar every time he speaks
> nonsense!
> 
> 4.  And give me a Halucyon to kill myself on ... so I can show the world this
> stuff sucks!
> 
> Please hurry ... love,
> 2P
> 
> Oh Yeah!  Your dog said he wouldnt piss on the best part of you.... and you
> gave him worms!!!

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