Jim is that you or is the Dude basing one of his famous dives with famous people
from your place?

Jim Cobb wrote:

> To celebrate the return of TwoPinks (Noreen) to the lists, I dredged up
> this oldie but goodie from the archives featuring Pinky in all her
> glorious sensuality:
>
> ------------------------------------------
> Dear Diary-
>
> Boy this fatherhood stuff sure is lame. This is month 2 of no nookie, I
> am just about loosing my mind. Ah, well, time to see whats cookin on
> techdiver. Hmmm, some scuba-babes are posting. One seems to be pretty
> horney. I wonder what would happen if I were to go on a diving trip
> with.......... (Fantasy Mode On)
>
> The weather was beautiful and I started to don my gear as the first mate
> set the hook. Say, who is that a well-endowed babe in the pink wetsuit?
> She fills that baby out like a pair of wet levis. Woh! She just bent over
>  to put on her weight belt, was that deep cleavage I saw? Oh, man my suit
>  is suddenly getting kinda tight, I better reach down and adjust
> things....Ah, there, thats better!. Better get my mind on my gear here.
> Say, that sweet thang with the french name is pretty hot, too. Good lord,
>  butt floss! No, no don't put on that suit yet! Damn!
>
> The divemaster just asked who needed a buddy. I started to ignore him,
> but that pink babe raiser her hand! My hand shot up like an atlas missle
> and the divemaster matched us up. What's your name, toots? I slyly asked.
>  "Why, they call me two pinks, but you can call me pinks," she said with
> a  wolfish grin. I was glad I had adjusted myself earlier. To my surprise
>  the divemaster set me up with another diver babe, the butt floss babe!
> My  wetsuit was getting tighter and much hotter. "I'm Jim, and you
> are....?"  "Marguerite," she breathed back. "My, that sure is a long
> hose" she said  with a lusty lilt. "Yes indeed it is, this way it is
> easier for my  buddies to suck on" I unabashedly stated. "Thanks George"
> I thought as I  showed her how the long hose was so easily accessed.
>
> We jumped in the water with a splash, but Marguerite had a slight problem
>  on entry, the bottom of her wetsuit had split wide open, releasing those
>  sensuous buns from neoprene bondage. Pinks saw me gazing at that lovely
> bottom and pulled my arm so I could see that she had had an entry problem
>  too! The force of landing in the water had caused the zipper of the top
> of her wetsuit to go all the way down, causing her enormous globes to pop
>  out like a set of fully inflated superwings! My God, my crotch was on
> fire! We continued down the anchor line to the wreck of the Filthy Whore,
>  a old freighter which was used to ship condoms to the troops at the
> front  line in WWII. The fun part about this wreck is that it went down
> with a  full load, so what better place to dive with 2 hot, barely
> dressed scuba  babes?
>
> When we reached the bottoms, uh I mean bottoms, the vis was lousy, so,
> using established cave diving techniques, I had to find my dive buddies
> by feel, I was not sure it was them so I made darn, extra sure. Pinks
> took and extra long time to verify. Amazingly the vis suddenly cleared
> up, it turned out my mask had fogged! Suddenly there was a dive
> emergency! Pinks was out of air! She ripped out my long hose and, with a
> greatful look, sucked away. I moved behind her and held her using the
> upper-chest safety position  Oh,no, now Marguerite ran out too! All I
> have left is the short hose! Thank goodness my suit has a relief zipper,
> Marguerite was out of danger!
>
> So there I was, two half-naked scuba babes, sucking on every hose I had!
> As I slowly caressed Pinks soft.... (PoP! Damn, juniors hollering again.
> Boy I sure hope I don't accidentally post this to techdiver, man, would
> that be embarrassing)....
> --
>
> Sender: Bill Mee  Date: 12/16/98 9:06 AM
>
> >Hey TwoPinks,
> >
> >You've taken a long enough break.  Get back to the phone banks. There are a
> >lot of customers on hold.
> >
> >Bill
> >-----Original Message-----
> >From: NHanke@ao*.co* <NHanke@ao*.co*>
> >To: deepreef@bi*.or* <deepreef@bi*.or*>; wwm@sa*.ne*
> ><wwm@sa*.ne*>
> >Cc: armantrout@wo*.at*.ne* <armantrout@wo*.at*.ne*>;
> >kirvine@sa*.ne* <kirvine@sa*.ne*>; bruce@tr*.co*
> ><bruce@tr*.co*>; techdiver@aq*.co* <techdiver@aq*.co*>;
> >rebreather@nw*.co* <rebreather@nw*.co*>;
> >HoustonCaveDivers@ca*.co* <HoustonCaveDivers@ca*.co*>;
> >freeattic@co*.ci*.uf*.ed* <freeattic@co*.ci*.uf*.ed*>;
> >cavers@cavers.com <cavers@cavers.com>
> >Date: Wednesday, December 16, 1998 1:06 AM
> >Subject: Re: Richie: Yes or No?
> >
> >
> >>THIS POST SAYS IT ALL!   Honesty, integrity and a desire to help you out
> >with
> >>your issue... without flagellating you.   When you "boys" learn how to be
> >this
> >>away.... you can piss with Pyle!  Sure is sad it takes SO MANY DIMWITS to
> >try
> >>to bring down one good man in all these posts.
> >>
> >>Disgusted,
> >>Noreen
> >>
> >>In a message dated 12/16/98 12:14:12 AM, deepreef@bi*.or* writes:
> >>
> >>>Good questions.  I can HONESTLY say that I don't know the answers to any
> >>>of them, except I'm almost certain the answer to #1 is "Closed Circuit".
> >>>I'm also pretty sure the answer to #5 is "Yes", but I'm not certain.
> >>>I've forwarded them on to someone who might be able to provide more
> >>>definitive and detailed answers.  Meanwhile, I have to catch a plane in
> >>>a
> >>>few hours, and my rebreather isn't even packed yet, and Lisa and I are
> >>>going to take Cara to see "A Bug's Life" before she drops me off at the
> >>>airport, so I'll have to suspend my participation in the festivities until
> >>>Sunday, when I get back.
> >>>
> >>>Take care,
> >>>
> >>>Aloha,
> >>>Rich
> >>>
> >>
> >
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