Listen to a story 'bout a man named Mount
So freakin' dumb he could barely even count.
He went out divin' with with his buddies on a wreck
And came up quick and he started talkin' "tech"
Deep air that is, IANTD, technical nitrox!
Well the first thing you know ol' Tom's a millionaire
The dive rite crowd said, "move away form there"
They said North Florida is the place you ought to be,
So he loaded up his tanks and he went to Ginnee
Springs that is:, transformers, strokes, techies
And now ol' Tom is talking on the net
Gettin his ass kicked more than you would bet
He tried gettin nasty and he mixed it up with George
But he got outclassed and was blown right out the door
BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME!!! -
SENIOR THE SLAMMER
MR SLAMMER TO YOU
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