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From: <TecMaster@ao*.co*>
Date: Fri, 15 Sep 1995 23:29:52 -0400
To: Goodviz328@ao*.co*
cc: Techdiver@terra.net
Subject: Goodviz goes to school
Goodviz is an 18 year old 9th grader.  This is Goodviz's homework
assignment.  He must use each vocabulary word in a sentence.

1) FORECLOSE - If I pay alimony this month, I'll have no money
foreclose.
2) RECTUM - I had two Cadillacs, but my ol' lady rectum both.
3) HOTEL - I gave my girlfriend da crabs and the hotel everybody.
4) DISAPPOINTMENT - My parole officer tol me if I miss disappointment
they gonna send me back to da big house
5) PENIS - I went to da doctor and he handed me a cup and said penis.
6) ISRAEL - Alonso tried to sell me a Rolex, I said, man that looks
fake.  He said bullshit, that watch Israel.
7) CATACOMB - Don King was at the fight da other night, man somebody
oughta give dat catacomb.
8) UNDERMINE - There is a fine lookin' hoe livin' in the apartment
undermine.
9) ACOUSTIC - When I was lil my uncle bought me acoustic and took me to
da pool hall.
10) IRAQ - When we got to da pool hall, I tol my uncle iraq, you break.
11) STAIN - My muther-in-law stopped by and I axed her do you plan on
stain for dinner?
12) SELDOM - My cousin gave me two tickets to da Knicks game, so I
seldom.
13) HONOR - At the rape trial, the Judge axed my buddy, who be honor
first?
14) ODYSSEY - I tol my brother, you odyssey the tits on that hoe.
15) HORDE - My sister got in trouble because she horde around in
school.
16) TRIPOLI - I was gonna buy my ol' lady a bra for her birthday, but I
couldn't find a tripoli.
17) FORTIFY - I axed the hoe how much? She said fortify, honey.
18) INCOME - I just got in bed wit dis hoe and income my wife.


Raimo.

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