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> WILL THE COMPLETE PUSSY WHO KEEPS PUMPING OUT HIS (IF THAT'S WHAT=
IT
>IS) COWARDLY LITTLE INSULTS UNDER THE "S. F." MONIKER PLEASE IDENTIFY
>HIMSELF. If you weenies feel safer with ths kind of keyboard "STROKERY",=
then
>you
>will have to face the Strokemaster evry time you post. Will whoever
>knows this stroke put his name on here so he can stand behind
>his comments. I will be willing to bet at least $500 that I can name
>most of this guy's gear, tell you how it is configured, and another
>$50 who trained him, and an "air start" in Macy's window on that I
>can accurately describe this guy's level of experience and proficiency
>to the satisfaction of all.
Okay, mister smart, lessee if you can gauge me accurately. According to=
=20
your omniscience, can you check the boxes that are true, so everyone (and I,=
=20
since I'm a bit lost here) can find out more about myself:
1) I was certified in: [ ] 1974
[ ] 1979
[ ] 1980
[ ] 1996
[ ] 1994
[ ] 1995
[ ] None of the above
2) My main regulator is: [ ] Scubapro=20
[ ] USD=20
[ ] Royal Mistral
[ ] Sherwood=20
[ ] Homemade
[ ] None of the above
3) My backup regulator is:[ ] USD=20
[ ] Scubapro=20
[ ] Dacor
[ ] Zeagle
[ ] Poseidon=20
[ ] None of the above
4) My main tanks are: [ ] 72 steels
[ ] 80 aluminum
[ ] 95 steel
[ ] 120 steel
[ ] 50 aluminium
5) My pony tank holds: [ ] 3 ft
[ ] 14 ft
[ ] 20 ft
[ ] 50 ft
[ ] 72 ft
6) My BC is a [ ] Diverite
[ ] Homemade
[ ] Zeagle
[ ] Sherwood
[ ] Scubapro
[ ] Fenzy
7) My drysuit is a [ ] DUI crushed neoprene
[ ] Whites Pro
[ ] Tusa=20
[ ] Henderson
[ ] Viking sport
[ ] Zeagle
8) My computer is a [ ] Edge
[ ] USD Monitor
[ ] Aladdin Nitrox
[ ] Scubapro-SOS "Bendometer"
[ ] PADI Wheel
[ ] Diverite
9) My dive experience is: [ ] 10 dives in the Carribean
[ ] 30 dives, mostly south
[ ] 50 dives, all in cold water
[ ] 75 dives, most in cold water
[ ] 100 dives, all south
[ ] 200 dives, half cold, half south
[ ] 500 dives, all over the place
[ ] I stopped counting long ago
10) My deep diving is: [ ] less than 5 below 100 FSW
[ ] 20 below 120 FSW
[ ] 50 below 130 FSW
[ ] 100 below 150 FSW
[ ] 200 below 180 FSW
[ ] 300 trimix dives below 200 FSW
11) I check my nitrox with: [] finger dipped in honey
[ ] a lighted candle
[ ] a Miniox analyzer
[ ] a Handy-Andy $3.95 voltmeter connected to a=
=20
coil of black platinium wire
[ ] a Radio-Shack digital voltmeter with a lead=
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wire and a slide rule
[ ] a Hewlett-Packard gas spectrograph
[ ] a Alert breathalyzer
[ ] by tonguing an O2 probe
12) I was originally certified by:
[ ] Lorraine Fortin
[ ] Elizabeth Chouvaliz=E9
[ ] Richard Dupuis
[ ] Louisette Dusseault
[ ] Jacques-Yves Cousteau
[ ] Richard Charron
13) Being a master stroker, I stroke my chicken on the average of:
[ ] 1 times a month
[ ] 2 times a week
[ ] 3 times a day
[ ] 4 times an hour
There. 14 questions from a master stroker just for you to enjoy. I'm sure=20
this will rank as trivial pursuit for you.
-- =3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=
=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=
=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D --
I prefer to give a bit of my liberty to an elected government rather=20
than to unelected corporations with selfish economic agendas.
** Marc Dufour ** [\] ACUC 6 31874 ** http://WWW.CAM.ORG/~mdufour **
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