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Date: Wed, 21 Aug 2002 18:27:18 -0400
Subject: Ignore Him
From: Joel Markwell <joeldm@mi*.co*>
To: Techdiver <techdiver@aquanaut.com>
George,

I think at this point you just ignore this guy. He's become an unfunny clone
of that Monty Python skit:

A: Look, let's get this thing clear; I quite definitely told you.
M: No you did not.
A: Yes I did.
M: No you didn't.
A: Yes I did.
M: No you didn't.
A: Yes I did.
M: No you didn't.
A: Yes I did.
M: You didn't.
A: Did.
M: Oh look, this isn't an argument.
A: Yes it is.
M: No it isn't. It's just contradiction.
A: No it isn't.
M: It is!
A: It is not.
M: Look, you just contradicted me.
A: I did not.
M: Oh you did!!
A: No, no, no.
M: You did just then.
A: Nonsense!
M: Oh, this is futile!
A: No it isn't.
M: I came here for a good argument.
A: No you didn't; no, you came here for an argument.
M: An argument isn't just contradiction.
A: It can be.
M: No it can't. An argument is a connected series of statements intended to
establish a proposition.
A: No it isn't.
M: Yes it is! It's not just contradiction.
A: Look, if I argue with you, I must take up a contrary position.
M: Yes, but that's not just saying 'No it isn't.'
A: Yes it is!
M: No it isn't!
M: Argument is an intellectual process. Contradiction is just the automatic
gainsaying of any statement the other person makes.
(short pause)

A: No it isn't.

It's pointless. Ignore him. It doesn't matter what any of us say no matter
how accurate or relevant, those that get it, get it, those that can't,
won't. He's just going to take up a contrary position . . . and then mention
sexual organs or excretory functions. That, he gets.

JoeL

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