Joel, at first I thought you were some kind of cripple or something who had 
nothing better to do than post on all kinds of list, never saying anything 
in the way of diving. So I checked you out and found you actually dive. 
Then as I looked at the dives you were doing (really not that many) I found 
they were basically all just vacation dives in clear warm water. One huge 
dive to 210 ft in the blue hole was really breath taking ;-0, I also saw 
the link between you and George, not really a big time caver are you....... 
your a wannabe, the photo of you on the RB sent me rolling,

  you sure are a big time RB 
diver......  http://www.wadespage.com/BCD1227.shtml

bluewater shallow shark feeding dive, OH MY GOD! 
........http://www.qcsi.net/BahamasTrip/

what your link to George is, but really you two are closer on the net 
...........http://www.rlaird.net/divebuds.htm

  a guided cave dive ........http://www.rlaird.net/cozakuml.html

A real deep dive to only see bacteria "me ,my buddy & the solo 
diver".......http://www.cavediver.com/donutbluehole.htm

Why do I even waste my time with jerks like you, its guys like you who 
crack me up, your a passport diver with some money and few classes. Email 
me again when you get out of Georges tank carriers level.

You're a real big balls diver, oh no, I said balls again.......do I get 
another lecture. Go head and do your last post to save face, I have now 
exposed you as a weenie diver, I will not waste anymore of my time on you.





     At 03:43 PM 8/17/02 -0400, Joel Markwell wrote:
>On 8/16/02 9:49 PM, "Capt JT" <captjt@mi*.co*> wrote:
>
> > Joel, you said a whole lot of nothing, cave diving is for guys who get
> > seasick or don't live close enough to the ocean. The fact is I exposed how
> > everyone got screwed with a cheap clutch in their scooters, while the guy
> > who sold them doesn't even use that clutch in the scooters he uses on his
> > real dives.
> >
> > Guys like you are so blind, you have to side with him or you have to admit
> > he fucked you. Grow some balls.....
> >
> > If you got a Gavin with a plastic clutch then you got fucked, if you paid
> > that fucker for a new clutch like the one he uses, then you believe you
> > should have always had it and didn't know it until I exposed it, then you
> > let him fuck you again.
> >
> > The old saying is "Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, shame on me".
> >
> > Joel, I do think you can be saved....... there is an operation to get you
> > removed off his ass, there has been some success and I've heard recovery
> > time is very fast........
>
>Dear Capt Dateline,
>
>(Does anyone else find it funny that a clutch has got this guy obsessing
>about dicks and asses?)
>
>Exactly who are you arguing with? You seem to have zero reading skills. You
>don't pay any attention to what anyone says. You have this obscure goal and
>you're headed for it. You miss the point on nearly every post you respond
>to. I don't own a Gavin. I wasn't certified by GUE. I'm not on the WKPP team
>and never have been. I do sometimes comment on stupidity: ergo, I'm talking
>to you.
>
>Some people have a body of evidence and they examine it to arrive at a
>conclusion. You have a conclusion and you're out scaring up evidence to
>support it . . . as long as it has large testicles.
>
>Capt Pecker speaks:
>
> > cave diving is for guys who get seasick or don't live close enough to the
> > ocean.
>
> > he fucked you. Grow some balls.....
>
>Let's see:
>
>"Screwed," "fucked," "balls," "fucked," "fucker," "fuck," "ass."
>
>Quite the vocabulary you have there. You and Ivanic should get married.
>
>So you're focused on dicks, big brass balls and asses and who's fucking who.
>You sound exactly like another of the many loudmouthed poster children for
>what's wrong with tech diving and most so-called "extreme" sports: all balls
>and no brains.
>
>Uh oh, I said the "b" word . . . brains. Forget I said it.
>
>Here, I'll write your next post for you:
>
>"You dickless, ball-licking, butt-fucking, fuck of a butt-fuck,
>teensy-balled, shameful twice-the-fool of a hairy-assed, George fucker
>(strain . . . strain) Bonine-popping, peckerless, cave diving, Gavin-riding,
>rectal clutching, ocean diver screwing, hairless scrotum, salad-tossing,
>DIR-loving, anal intercourse riding, cheap ass-licking, plastic pecker
>fool."
>
>Translation: "I'm a pathetic whiner who got pissed about some plastic part,
>and decided to whine online instead of calling the maker and asking for help
>because I think that would make me a girly-man."
>
>  . . . or words to that effect.
>
>You crack me up.
>
>JoeL
>
>PS---As you are testicularly obsessed, using the Edmund Industrial Optics
>Desktop Laser Scan Micrometer, just exactly how big are your testicles? If
>we did due diligence on calibrating the optics I think we could settle this
>once and for all. Although any good quality micrometer would serve, the
>Edmunds' versatility "allows inspection of small, high temperature, or
>fragile workpieces even if they are in motion or vibrating. Using the
>simultaneous (dual-program) measurement, two items may be measured at once."
>Perfect for this purpose.


"You can't learn to dive on the net, sooner or later you have to get in the 
water"
Your Guide to Great Wreck Diving along the East Coast & more
  Web Site  http://www.capt-jt.com/
Email     captjt@mi*.co*


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