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From: BUZCUTT454@ao*.co*
Date: Thu, 16 May 2002 19:26:23 EDT
Subject: (no subject)
To: techdiver@aquanaut.com

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In a message dated 5/16/02 9:56:30 AM Eastern Daylight Time, 
mjblackmd@ya*.co* writes:


> Dear CobbtheSlob,
> 
> Not all of us are morbidly obese, ugly, and stupid, 
> 

    Two out of three ain't bad, and from a cranial standpoint, you're 
morbidly obese as well.

but still
> aspire to become expert tech divers like you.  Is there a
> product like the Cobbwinder that'll work for people like me
> who are only 5'10" and weigh in at 160 lbs?  If not, is there
> anything I can do to make me dive like the real Jim Cobb,

  Elmer, really, the only way to improve the scope and skill of your diving 
practices would be a frontal lobotomy, followed by -extensive- electro-shock.

  But if you go through these posts below, you may find some tips:

  (no thanks necessary, Quackster, always willing to help)


   >  Nonono, Doc, allow me... 
>
>  Don't be lazy, whip 'em out! 
>
>  See you're still missing a few, like DUMPSTER TRIMIX and RECREATIONAL
>BUTOX.
>
>  Thanks for rounding them up so we can enjoy them again and again.
>
>  Please find the missing posts so we can be -complete-.
>
> 
>DUMPSTER DIVING SPECIALTY

 
http://groups.google.com/groups?selm=20001024152701.23747.00000329@ng*.ao*.

com

>MJB,SQUIRMING DIVE BUFOON

 
http://groups.google.com/groups?selm=20001025120119.01582.00000425@ng*.ao*.

com

>SHEEPSES ARE MY FRIENDS

 
http://groups.google.com/groups?selm=20020427235656.22650.00005053@mb*.ao*.c

om.

>LYING TWISTING MOUNTER OF SHEEP

 
http://groups.google.com/groups?selm=20020427174613.12047.00004862@mb*.ao*.c

om

>MJB,COMPLETE PUSSY

 
http://groups.google.com/groups?selm=20001102010920.06642.00000083@ng*.ao*.

com

>MJB, TRIPLE DOG DARE

 
http://groups.google.com/groups?selm=20001027141005.24557.00001289@ng*.ao*.

com

>Bitchslapping Black

 
http://groups.google.com/groups?selm=20001011080332.13424.00001784@ng*.ao*.

com

>MJB, DISSED BY AN ENTIRE STATE

 
http://groups.google.com/groups?selm=20001025125606.01582.00000430@ng*.ao*.

com

>MJB, LYING SACK LAPPER :-)

 
http://groups.google.com/groups?selm=20001023134017.02857.00000735@ng*.ao*.

com

>MJB WORSHIPS HIS MANY SUPERIORS

 
http://groups.google.com/groups?selm=20020317045156.11608.00001886@mb*.ao*.c

om

>Icediver Has Velcro Chaps.

 
http://groups.google.com/groups?selm=20020330054253.25335.00000755@mb*.ao*.c

om

>THIS IS YOUR BRAIN ON PROPECIA:

 http://groups.google.
com/groups?selm=20020404192115.16938.00001525@mb*.ao*.co*

>MJBQuackenstien,Lying, Twisting Mounter Of Sheep

 
http://groups.google.com/groups?selm=20020326094751.10546.00000235@mb*.ao*.c

om

>Velcro Dive Chaps

 
http://groups.google.com/groups?selm=20020318221255.25217.00001791@mb*.ao*.c

om

>Popeye Bitchslaps MJB

 
http://groups.google.com/groups?selm=20020226181249.21175.00000566@mb*.ao*.c

om

>Palau...Sad that they met me.

 
http://groups.google.com/groups?selm=20020307140405.09874.00000200@mb*.ao*.c

om

>Wish I had a wool wetsuit, by MJB

 
http://groups.google.com/groups?selm=20020425221032.29694.00005215@mb*.ao*.c

om

>For My Butt-Surfing Buddy Roger

 
http://groups.google.com/groups?selm=20020423221515.22621.00005933@mb*.ao*.c

om

>DR. BLACK, THE SACLESS HACKING QUACK

 
http://groups.google.com/groups?selm=20020411194302.22406.00002929@mb*.ao*.c

om

>Ode to Dr. Michael

 http://www.aquanaut.com/bin/mlist/aquanaut/techdiver/display?52933

>Sheep mounting, and other social interactions.

 
http://groups.google.com/groups?selm=20000923213655.12451.00001306@ng*.ao*.

com

>MJB PROVEN LYING SCUMBAG BY HIS LAM

 
http://groups.google.com/groups?selm=20000918093536.02366.00000082@ng*.ao*.

com

>MJB, PROVEN LIAR AND MOUNTER OF SHEEP.

 
http://groups.google.com/groups?selm=20000920105129.14150.00000042@ng*.ao*.

com

>MJB,PROVEN TWISTING LIAR

 
http://groups.google.com/groups?selm=20000920104555.14150.00000040@ng*.ao*.

com

>ANOTHER PROVEN MJB LIE.

 
http://groups.google.com/groups?selm=20000920013157.04382.00000018@ng*.ao*.

com

>MJB:TWISTING LIAR, FLEECE MAGNET.

 
http://groups.google.com/groups?selm=20000919051511.04948.00001024@ng*.ao*.c

om





     

                        Popeye
 They got along just fine for thousands of years 
      with camels and tents, and we could
  help them back to that uncluttered lifestyle.




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<HTML><FONT FACE=arial,helvetica><FONT  SIZE=2>In a message dated
5/16/02 9:56:30 AM Eastern Daylight Time, mjblackmd@ya*.co* writes:<BR>
<BR>
<BR>
<BLOCKQUOTE TYPE=CITE style="BORDER-LEFT: #0000ff 2px solid; MARGIN-LEFT:
5px; MARGIN-RIGHT: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 5px">Dear CobbtheSlob,<BR>
<BR>
Not all of us are morbidly obese, ugly, and stupid, <BR>
</FONT><FONT  COLOR="#000000" style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" SIZE=2
FAMILY="SANSSERIF" FACE="Arial" LANG="0"></BLOCKQUOTE><BR>
<BR>
</FONT><FONT  COLOR="#000000" style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" SIZE=2
FAMILY="SANSSERIF" FACE="Arial" LANG="0">    Two out of three
ain't bad, and from a cranial standpoint, you're morbidly obese as
well.</FONT><FONT  COLOR="#000000" style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff"
SIZE=2 FAMILY="SANSSERIF" FACE="Arial" LANG="0"><BR>
</FONT><FONT  COLOR="#000000" style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" SIZE=2
FAMILY="SANSSERIF" FACE="Arial" LANG="0"><BR>
but still</FONT><FONT  COLOR="#000000" style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff"
SIZE=2 FAMILY="SANSSERIF" FACE="Arial" LANG="0"><BR>
</FONT><FONT  COLOR="#000000" style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" SIZE=2
FAMILY="SANSSERIF" FACE="Arial" LANG="0"><BLOCKQUOTE TYPE=CITE
style="BORDER-LEFT: #0000ff 2px solid; MARGIN-LEFT: 5px; MARGIN-RIGHT: 0px;
PADDING-LEFT: 5px">aspire to become expert tech divers like you.  Is there
a<BR>
product like the Cobbwinder that'll work for people like me<BR>
who are only 5'10" and weigh in at 160 lbs?  If not, is there<BR>
anything I can do to make me dive like the real Jim Cobb</BLOCKQUOTE>,<BR>
<BR>
  Elmer, really, the only way to improve the scope and skill of your
diving practices would be a frontal lobotomy, followed by -extensive-
electro-shock.<BR>
<BR>
  But if you go through these posts below, you may find some tips:<BR>
<BR>
  (no thanks necessary, Quackster, always willing to
help)</FONT><FONT  COLOR="#000000" style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff"
SIZE=2 FAMILY="SANSSERIF" FACE="Arial" LANG="0"><BR>
</FONT><FONT  COLOR="#000000" style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" SIZE=2
FAMILY="SANSSERIF" FACE="Arial" LANG="0"><BR>
</FONT><FONT  COLOR="#000000" style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" SIZE=2
FAMILY="SANSSERIF" FACE="Arial" LANG="0"><BR>
   >  Nonono, Doc, allow me... <BR>
><BR>
>  Don't be lazy, whip 'em out! <BR>
><BR>
>  See you're still missing a few, like DUMPSTER TRIMIX and
RECREATIONAL<BR>
>BUTOX.<BR>
><BR>
>  Thanks for rounding them up so we can enjoy them again and
again.<BR>
><BR>
>  Please find the missing posts so we can be -complete-.<BR>
><BR>
> <BR>
</FONT><FONT  COLOR="#000000" style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" SIZE=2
FAMILY="SANSSERIF" FACE="Arial" LANG="0">>DUMPSTER DIVING SPECIALTY<BR>
<BR>

http://groups.google.com/groups?selm=20001024152701.23747.00000329@ng*.ao*.co*&l
t;BR>
</FONT><FONT  COLOR="#000000" style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" SIZE=2
FAMILY="SANSSERIF" FACE="Arial" LANG="0"><BR>
</FONT><FONT  COLOR="#000000" style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" SIZE=2
FAMILY="SANSSERIF" FACE="Arial" LANG="0">>MJB,SQUIRMING DIVE BUFOON<BR>
<BR>

http://groups.google.com/groups?selm=20001025120119.01582.00000425@ng*.ao*.co*&l
t;/FONT><FONT  COLOR="#000000" style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" SIZE=2
FAMILY="SANSSERIF" FACE="Arial" LANG="0"><BR>
<BR>
>SHEEPSES ARE MY FRIENDS<BR>
<BR>

http://groups.google.com/groups?selm=20020427235656.22650.00005053@mb*.ao*.co*.&
lt;BR>
<BR>
>LYING TWISTING MOUNTER OF SHEEP<BR>
<BR>

http://groups.google.com/groups?selm=20020427174613.12047.00004862@mb*.ao*.co*&l
t;BR>
<BR>
>MJB,COMPLETE PUSSY<BR>
<BR>

http://groups.google.com/groups?selm=20001102010920.06642.00000083@ng*.ao*.co*&l
t;BR>
<BR>
>MJB, TRIPLE DOG DARE<BR>
<BR>

http://groups.google.com/groups?selm=20001027141005.24557.00001289@ng*.ao*.co*&l
t;BR>
<BR>
>Bitchslapping Black<BR>
<BR>

http://groups.google.com/groups?selm=20001011080332.13424.00001784@ng*.ao*.co*&l
t;BR>
<BR>
>MJB, DISSED BY AN ENTIRE STATE<BR>
<BR>

http://groups.google.com/groups?selm=20001025125606.01582.00000430@ng*.ao*.co*&l
t;BR>
<BR>
>MJB, LYING SACK LAPPER :-)<BR>
<BR>

http://groups.google.com/groups?selm=20001023134017.02857.00000735@ng*.ao*.co*&l
t;BR>
<BR>
>MJB WORSHIPS HIS MANY SUPERIORS<BR>
<BR>

http://groups.google.com/groups?selm=20020317045156.11608.00001886@mb*.ao*.co*&l
t;BR>
<BR>
>Icediver Has Velcro Chaps.<BR>
<BR>

http://groups.google.com/groups?selm=20020330054253.25335.00000755@mb*.ao*.co*&l
t;BR>
<BR>
>THIS IS YOUR BRAIN ON PROPECIA:<BR>
<BR>

http://groups.google.com/groups?selm=20020404192115.16938.00001525@mb*.ao*.co*&l
t;BR>
<BR>
>MJBQuackenstien,Lying, Twisting Mounter Of Sheep<BR>
<BR>

http://groups.google.com/groups?selm=20020326094751.10546.00000235@mb*.ao*.co*&l
t;BR>
<BR>
>Velcro Dive Chaps<BR>
<BR>

http://groups.google.com/groups?selm=20020318221255.25217.00001791@mb*.ao*.co*&l
t;BR>
<BR>
>Popeye Bitchslaps MJB<BR>
<BR>

http://groups.google.com/groups?selm=20020226181249.21175.00000566@mb*.ao*.co*&l
t;BR>
<BR>
>Palau...Sad that they met me.<BR>
<BR>

http://groups.google.com/groups?selm=20020307140405.09874.00000200@mb*.ao*.co*&l
t;BR>
<BR>
>Wish I had a wool wetsuit, by MJB<BR>
<BR>

http://groups.google.com/groups?selm=20020425221032.29694.00005215@mb*.ao*.co*&l
t;BR>
<BR>
>For My Butt-Surfing Buddy Roger<BR>
<BR>

http://groups.google.com/groups?selm=20020423221515.22621.00005933@mb*.ao*.co*&l
t;BR>
<BR>
>DR. BLACK, THE SACLESS HACKING QUACK<BR>
<BR>

http://groups.google.com/groups?selm=20020411194302.22406.00002929@mb*.ao*.co*&l
t;BR>
<BR>
>Ode to Dr. Michael<BR>
<BR>
 http://www.aquanaut.com/bin/mlist/aquanaut/techdiver/display?52933<BR>
<BR>
>Sheep mounting, and other social interactions.<BR>
<BR>

http://groups.google.com/groups?selm=20000923213655.12451.00001306@ng*.ao*.co*&l
t;BR>
<BR>
>MJB PROVEN LYING SCUMBAG BY HIS LAM<BR>
<BR>

http://groups.google.com/groups?selm=20000918093536.02366.00000082@ng*.ao*.co*&l
t;BR>
<BR>
>MJB, PROVEN LIAR AND MOUNTER OF SHEEP.<BR>
<BR>

http://groups.google.com/groups?selm=20000920105129.14150.00000042@ng*.ao*.co*&l
t;BR>
<BR>
>MJB,PROVEN TWISTING LIAR<BR>
<BR>

http://groups.google.com/groups?selm=20000920104555.14150.00000040@ng*.ao*.co*&l
t;BR>
<BR>
>ANOTHER PROVEN MJB LIE.<BR>
<BR>

http://groups.google.com/groups?selm=20000920013157.04382.00000018@ng*.ao*.co*&l
t;BR>
<BR>
>MJB:TWISTING LIAR, FLEECE MAGNET.<BR>
<BR>

http://groups.google.com/groups?selm=20000919051511.04948.00001024@ng*.ao*.co*&l
t;BR>
<BR>
<BR>
<BR>
<BR>
<BR>
     <BR>
<BR>
             &n
bsp;          Popeye<BR>
 They got along just fine for thousands of years <BR>
      with camels and tents, and we could<BR>
  help them back to that uncluttered lifestyle.<BR>
<BR>
<BR>
<BR>
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