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From: ScottBonis@ao*.co*
Date: Wed, 15 Aug 2001 02:16:46 EDT
Subject: Re: reg config and spg
To: email@re*.co*.au*, techdiver@aquanaut.com
Hi Dean,

I don't know how you got the bee up your dry suit, but you're way, way off 
base on this one.

I was trying to politely give Mark a chance to realize that he had made a 
mistake about the inflator hose routing with the DIR configuration.  I don't 
know what set you off, but you had better make sure your mind is engaged 
before putting your mouth (or keyboard) into gear. :-))

You say << ... No one has any business tech diving and/or in steel
doubles in 
a wetsuit, that is bullshit.  You CANNOT dive a balanced rig in a wetsuit ... 
>>

My statement had nothing whatever to do with steel tanks, aluminum tanks, 
Kevlar tanks, graphite tanks, brass tanks or any other kind of tanks.  Where 
did you get the idea that it did?  You seem to have a fertile imagination.

Also, your statement is simply wrong.  I choose not to say it any softer.  
You are just plain wrong.  You are not a spokesman for DIR and I get tired of 
your professing to be an expert.  You are not.  You are a classic zealot 
lemming.  You have learned a little bit and now you want to tell the world 
everything about technical diving and DIR.  Well, cool it fella.

I dive in the Yucatan.  I cave dive in Quintana Roo and I teach trimix diving 
in the Caribbean, commonly deeper than 300 feet.  The water temperature is 78 
to 83 degrees and the visibility is commonly around 100 feet.  I dive in a 
wetsuit and double Aluminum 80s.  I have around 2,500 dives, well over half 
of which are in an overhead environment or deeper than 200 feet.

WHO ARE YOU TO TELL ME that I cannot dive safely without a dry suit.  I do 
not get cold after teaching in the caves for four hours.  Tell me again
<< 
.... you cannot stay sufficiently warm in a wetsuit on long dives for 
effective/efficient deco. >>  Where did you get your infinite wisdom without 
even knowing the temperature of the water in which I dive?  Perhaps you need 
to adhere to the advice sometimes put out on this list and try taking the 
cotton out of your ears and putting it into your mouth. :-))  I have a TLS350 
but certainly don't need to use it in the Yucatan.

As far as diving a balanced rig is concerned, perhaps you ought to take a 
course or two to learn what you're talking about before spouting out.  You 
can learn a great deal on the net, but eventually you need to get some real 
training and actually get in the water.  Weight can be dropped incrementally 
from packets if necessary in an emergency.  Even the TDI course on 
Decompression Procedures or the PADI Apprentice Tec Deep course would 
obviously teach you a great deal.  And we're certainly not talking about 
advanced technical diving at this level.

I think that perhaps you need to take the three question introductory exam 
that is sometimes used to qualify students for certain levels of diving.  
Your answers may be quite enlightening.  Are you ready?  OK, here goes.

Question 1)  When people around you need to get your attention, do they 
usually ....
A)  Quietly call you "Sir" or "Madame".
B)  Shout "YO" as loud as they can followed by your name.
C)  Whack you between the eyes with some large piece of building material.

Question 2)  What is the most important thing that you do each day with your 
head?
A)  Develop solutions to unique problems that are plaguing mankind.
B)  Try to keep from screwing up things at work or the asylum.
C)  Pound nails and smash empty beer cans.

Question 3)  When you have a few hours of free time, do you ...
A)  Read Shakespeare, Tolstoy or Emerson while listening to Wagner or 
Tchaikovsky on a quad stereo.
B) Watch Gilligan's Island reruns on TV while belching between slugs of beer 
and bites of pizza.
C)  Cling to a rock as plankton-rich seawater flows through your palate.

Now after you have given your B) and C) answers, I'd like to ask you the same 
question we discuss in some of my classes.  You say <<  The other stroke 
solution that is sometimes applied here is redundant BC/wings which are also 
a ridiculous CF. >>

Although I am certainly not recommending this, but could you please grace me 
with your infinite wisdom explaining the "ridiculous CF" when redundant 
bladder wings are used but one of the inflators is not connected to an LP 
hose but simply stowed out of the way for possible emergency oral use only.  
I'd be interested in your "expert" analysis of this configuration.  I know 
the DIR opinion of this, but I'm asking for YOUR analysis.  Let's see how 
much you really know.

So Dean, I suggest that you save your pennies until you can take some GUE (or 
other) technical courses before you continue to try to proselytize the DIR 
approach to diving.  And BTW, the curse words do extremely little to improve 
your presentation.

Take care and dive safe,       Scott

Some weeks it's just not worth the effort to gnaw through the restraints and 
scramble up out of the pit.



In a message dated 8/14/01 4:32:01 AM, email@re*.co*.au* writes:
<< on 8/14/01 1:07 PM, ScottBonis@ao*.co* wrote:

> Could you please tell me a little more about this aspect of the DIR 
configuration when diving in a wetsuit.

C'mon Scott do we REALLY need to have this one again ?  No one has any 
business tech diving and/or in steel doubles in a wetsuit, that is bullshit.

You CANNOT dive a balanced rig in a wetsuit The amount of weight you need to 
get off the surface means you are too negative at depth. If you lose your 
wings/left post for some reason you will have to swim the rig up. Depending 
on the weight differential this is not a pretty (or in some cases) possible 
scenario, especially if you are under stress.

The other scenario is you wear a weightbelt. So the shit hits the fan and you 
have to dump the weight to get off the bottom ...  there is NO way you can 
honour your deco ceiling in this scenario. You will blow up and get a free 
helicopter ride.

The other stroke solution that is sometimes applied here is redundant 
BC/wings which are also a ridiculous CF.

Plus you cannot stay sufficiently warm in a wetsuit on long dives for 
effective/efficient deco. If you need a 5mm/7mm wetsuit you need a drysuit.

KISS rules !

regards

***
dean laffan >>
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