Trey,

I drove down to FL with my girlfriend.  We stopped in West Virginia to get gas.
About 100 miles past that gas station a cop pulled us over.  There were 8 other
cop cars there where they pulled us over.  After the "stick your hands out the
window" came over the megaphone, a cop ran up to the car and dragged my GF from
the car at gunpoint.  I couldn't see anything cause it was night and they had
the spotlight on my face.  2 cops walked over and questioned me.  They
explained that at the last gas station 2 black guys car-jacked a girl at
gunpoint.  The girl was forced into a white Chev Corsica with Ontario plates. 
Guess what we were driving?  They continued to question me for half an hour
even though I clearly don't look like 2 black men.  My poor girlfriend was
being questioned at the same time, but she was crying so much because of all
the guns being waved around that the WV guys couldn't understand her with her
Canadian accent.

Anyway Trey, you probably remember that just before you went to italy that I
was supposed to drive up from the Keys to meet you.  Unfortunately we were
stuck in the Keys due to grass fires blocking the road, and my cell died so I
never did make it to your place before you left, and I couldn't call.

Moral of the story - Fly to Florida.

ss

On Fri, 3 Aug 2001, Trey wrote:

> Steve, we don't have West Virginia Cops here in Florida - are you sure it
> was not the Village People? Did they "search" you? Better give Eddie Murphy
> a call.
> 
> -----Original Message-----
> From: Steve Schultz [mailto:se2schul@st*.ma*.uw*.ca*]
> Sent: Thursday, August 02, 2001 8:26 PM
> To: Jim Cobb
> Cc: techdiver@aquanaut.com
> Subject: Re: On high current diving
> 
> 
> 
> Didn't know that we gave you guys so much trouble at the border.  We do
> appreciate those american dollars though.
> 
> The treatment you guys receive can't be any worse than what I got on my last
> dive trip to Florida.  I was held at gun point for more than half an hour
> because the West Virginia cops thought that I was a kidnapping suspect. No
> joke
> 
> ss
> 
> On Thu, 2 Aug 2001, Jim Cobb wrote:
> 
> > For those of you who what to actually want to do this here are a couple of
> > Canadian travel tips:
> >
> > 1. If you have anything on "the record" right down to a speeding ticket
> > prepare to enter a nice, bare white room to get "debriefed" by the
> friendly
> > Canadian Customs officers. To ease this situation makes sure that you say
> > that the reason for your visit is "to spend lots of American Dollars" then
> > they will generally let you in anyway. When leaving the country prepare to
> > have a repeat of this friendly "welcome wagon" performance except it may
> > last 4 or 5 hours and your auto may get confiscated if they find anything
> > even the slightest funny about it, say a recent paint job, expired county
> > sticker, or anything else of that nature. To ease this situation make sure
> > you mention that "Boy did I spend a large amount of American Dollars in
> your
> > beautiful country."
> >
> > 2. Once in the country make it clear to everybody you deal with that you
> > have plenty of American dollars to spend and that you are specifically in
> > Canada to spend this money. This way you won't get cursed at, spat upon or
> > worse to by the locals.
> >
> > 3. Count your change when you get it back, scrutinise your bills for
> various
> > "unexpected" taxes or fees. But if you find an error and they actually
> give
> > you your money back, make sure your leave the place as soon as possible
> and
> > NEVER go back. As a matter of fact it's a good idea to always park around
> > the corner so they don't see what kind of car you are driving. If they do
> > you may find you will have problems getting back into the US of A, if you
> > know what I mean.
> >
> > 4. Don't bother asking directions from anyone, not even a policeman. But
> if
> > you have to ask follow the direction exactly the opposite as they were
> given
> > if you want any hope at all of finding what you are looking for. It
> > sometimes helps if you make it clear that you want to spend American
> Dollars
> > at the location you are looking for, but only if the person you are asking
> > is related to or is owed money by the place you are trying to find.
> >
> > But most of all, have a great time and bring plenty of good American
> > Dollars. And enjoy the smile and friendly nod you get as you are handing
> > cash to a Canadian as it will be the only one you get.
> >
> >    Jim
> >
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> >
> > > From: Steve Schultz <se2schul@st*.ma*.uw*.ca*>
> > > Date: Wed, 1 Aug 2001 22:38:39 -0400 (EDT)
> > > To: "Duane Liptak Jr." <d.liptak.jr@wo*.at*.ne*>
> > > Cc: techdiver@aquanaut.com, Jim Cobb <cobber@ci*.co*>, Thom
> Hadfield
> > > <thom.hadfield@ho*.co*>
> > > Subject: Re: On high current diving
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > This is what you crazy Americans need to do :-)
> > >
> > > 1) Take out a map of North America
> > > 2) Locate a country called Canada (it's the little country just North of
> > > the USA ;-) )
> > > 3) Look for about 5 big blue blobs and a long thick blue line on the
> map.
> > > They are right on the Canada-US border.
> > >
> > > You have now found the Great Lakes and St Lawrence Seaway.
> > >
> > > You have big, deep, cold lakes with tons of wrecks.  These lakes get
> very
> > > bad storms on them, hence the wrecks.  It is tough diving, but different
> > > than ocean diving.  Not tougher.  Not easier.  Different.
> > >
> > > The St Lawrence is a monster river with wrecks 250' deep.  I've heard
> that
> > > it goes down to ~500', but I really don't know.
> > >
> > > I've also done the St Clair River when I had a GF that lived there.   I
> > > didn't dive it during the *good* season.  I did my dives in March-Apr.
> > > The vis was 4 ft, the dives were shallow, I couldn't see much of any of
> > > the wrecks, none of the locals were diving, and there was a ripping
> > > current.  It wasn't a 10 kn current (or whatever someone suggested).
> I'd
> > > really like to do the dives again with a little more vis.
> > >
> > > Steve (the occasional ocean diver)
> > >
> > >
> > > On Wed, 1 Aug 2001, Duane Liptak Jr. wrote:
> > >
> > >> Thom & Cobber,
> > >>
> > >> While I acknowledge the sea-trials of boat diving, I'm having trouble
> > >> feeling "manly appreciation" for ocean OR lake divers.  Try driving to
> the
> > >> middle of nowhere on dirt roads, throwing a canoe in a mud choked
> stream,
> > >> and then proceeding to fill it with 104's, stages, and deco bottles.
> Hope
> > >> rednecks don't strip truck.  Paddle and/or drag (mostly drag(through
> > >> thigh-deep mud)) said canoe for 2 hours upstream to spring run.  Drag
> canoe
> > >> up log-jammed spring run.  Arrive at spring basin (using the term
> loosely).
> > >> Finally get to paddle (100 ft).  Watch very carefully for "floating
> logs
> > >> that move".  Don drysuits while being eaten alive by west nile carrying
> > >> mosquitos and downing malaria medication.   Don condom cath in record
> time
> > >> to avoid having a "skeeter on yer peter".   Don bottles and fins while
> > >> standing in knee deep muck.  (Fins slide on easier though)  Grope
> around in
> > >> 4' vis for cave entrance.  Find colder water and 10' vis.  Yahoo.  Tie
> into
> > >> main line laid circa 1975.  Swim for-frigging-ever.  Wonder why floor
> is
> > >> covered with thousands of square feet of orange marshmallow fluff
> looking
> > >> stuff. Swear to boost FHe for next dive to see if this is a
> hallucination.
> > >> Contemplate updating tetanus booster as soon as dive is over.   Find
> going
> > >> tunnel, dump reel.  Vis had increased to 40 ft on way in.  Vis is now
> zero
> > >> on the way out due to ceiling perc because we are the first idiots to
> bother
> > >> coming here since the dawn of time.  Survey by Braille.  Deco out in 4'
> vis
> > >> basin.  Get bumped by 4' long catfish, have heart attack thinking it is
> an
> > >> alligator.  Wait 1/2 hour for bubbles to dissipate.  Load canoe,
> weakened by
> > >> blood loss.  (Damn mosquitos were waiting for us)  Drag/paddle back.
> Fight
> > >> off rednecks at truck who insist dive partner has "a real perrty
> mouth".
> > >> Begin preparations for dive 2 and hope Tally clears soon, as the banjo
> music
> > >> fades in the distance.
> > >> The above events are a true (mostly) account (exaggeration) of a
> typical
> > >> (as far as you know) dive in Xxxxxx county, XX (can't tell).  The names
> of
> > >> the rednecks have been changed to protect the inbred.
> > >>
> > >> Keeping it light,
> > >> Duane  ;-)
> > >>
> > >>
> > >>
> > >> ...
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