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From: ScottBonis@ao*.co*
Date: Tue, 24 Jul 2001 17:37:29 EDT
Subject: Re: The Dirty Dozen
To: email@re*.co*.au*, techdiver@aquanaut.com
Hi Dean,

Perhaps you'd like to try again.

I teach TDI courses including Tri-mix and Full Cave and I find absolutely 
nothing objectionable in your "dirty dozen" except perhaps your unfounded 
assumption that I might have a problem with any of them.  :-))

Of course I might have difficulty certifying a student who believed his
<< 
diving skill, deco theory, or general in water proficiency. >> was so perfect 
that he had nothing more to learn.  That is unless he was one of only a very 
few people I have met, and I would be real happy to learn from any of them.

But in actuality, I always learn something from my students during each 
class.  I think that any instructor that doesn't realize this is either an 
incompetent boob or a pompous horse's rear end.

And I love your << It said on the box: 'Requires Windows 95 or better'
... so 
I bought a Mac ! >>

Take care and dive safe,       Scott

Some weeks it's just not worth the effort to gnaw through the restraints and 
scramble up out of the pit.



In a message dated 7/24/01 2:43:34 AM, email@re*.co*.au* writes:
<< on 24/7/01 10:03 AM, wendell grogan at wgrogan@dc*.ne* wrote:

> How do you wash out of a TDI course? Maybe we could come up with a dirty
dozen....

1) Turn up rigged DIR

2) Flash your GUE card as ID

3) Refuse to dive independent doubles

4) Refuse to dive with different mixes in the twins, separated only by the
isolation valve

5) Fail to rapturously support the position that solo tech diving is a
"great idea" on the "cutting edge of technical diving in the 21st Century"

6) Mention the  Wah Wah text

7) Suggest planning a dive instead of diving a trimix computer

8) Show any Wakulla dives in your log book

9) Refuse to dive deep on air

10) Use the word "stroke" in any capacity other than to describe a method of
swimming

11) Wear your DIR T-shirt to the first night of class

12) Display ANY semblance of diving skill, deco theory, or general in water
proficiency.

regards

***
dean laffan
real world productions
melbourne, australia
ph +613-9419-3966
Mobile - 0418-525-315
It said on the box: 'Requires Windows 95 or better' ... so I bought a Mac ! >>
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