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You might be a tech diver if you have more money invested in dive gear rather than your 401K !!!!!!! --- Davy <davydive@te*.co*.sg*> wrote: > You might be a tech diver if the straps of your fins > are in stainless steel than in rubber. > ----- Original Message ----- > From: CaptnDale@ao*.co* > To: techdiver@aquanaut.com > Sent: Saturday, March 10, 2001 2:24 AM > Subject: Re: Are you a Tech diver? > > > Are you a Tech diver? > > You might be a tech diver if your idea of an easy > dive is one in which your > hang time is less than the length of the boat > trip. > > You might be a tech diver if you find yourself > engaged in a heated three-day > discussion on the internet over whether your > back-up compass belongs in your > left or your right pocket. > > You might be a tech diver if you buy more of your > dive gear from Grainger's > than from the dive shop. > > You might be a tech diver if your SUV has 4" of > ground clearance. > > You might be a tech diver if you had the electric > company run three-phase > power to your garage. > > You might be a tech diver if your electric company > has put you on a demand > rate. > > You might be a tech diver if you have two spare > masks but you never bothered > to replace the snorkel you lost last year. > > You might be a tech diver if you think George III > is God's prophet. > > You might be a tech diver if you think George III > is the devil incarnate. > > You might be a tech diver if you consider your > lap-top computer an essential > piece of dive gear. > > You might be a tech diver if you spend more for > the gas that you breath than > for the gas that goes into your car. > > You might be a tech diver if you canceled a dive > because you forgot to bring > a condom. > > > > Can anyone add to this? > > > Safe diving, > Dale > Captain Dale's Dive Center > Enterprise Marine Dive Charters > www.captaindales.com > > Our World Underwater April 27 to 29 > www.ourworldunderwater.com > The MIDWEST'S LARGEST CONSUMER DIVE SHOW. > > > __________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Yahoo! Auctions - Buy the things you want at great prices. http://auctions.yahoo.com/ -- Send mail for the `techdiver' mailing list to `techdiver@aquanaut.com'. Send subscribe/unsubscribe requests to `techdiver-request@aquanaut.com'.
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