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From: <CaptnDale@ao*.co*>
Date: Fri, 9 Mar 2001 13:24:08 EST
Subject: Re: Are you a Tech diver?
To: techdiver@aquanaut.com

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Are you a Tech diver?

You might be a tech diver if your idea of an easy dive is one in which your 
hang time is less than the length of the boat trip.

You might be a tech diver if you find yourself engaged in a heated three-day 
discussion on the internet over whether your back-up compass belongs in your 
left or your right pocket.

You might be a tech diver if you buy more of your dive gear from Grainger's 
than from the dive shop.

You might be a tech diver if your SUV has 4" of ground clearance.

You might be a tech diver if you had the electric company run three-phase 
power to your garage.

You might be a tech diver if your electric company has put you on a demand 
rate.

You might be a tech diver if you have two spare masks but you never bothered 
to replace the snorkel you lost last year.

You might be a tech diver if you think George III is God's prophet.

You might be a tech diver if you think George III is the devil incarnate.

You might be a tech diver if you consider your lap-top computer an essential 
piece of dive gear.

You might be a tech diver if you spend more for the gas that you breath than 
for the gas that goes into your car.

You might be a tech diver if you canceled a dive because you forgot to bring 
a condom.



Can anyone add to this?


Safe diving,
Dale
Captain Dale's Dive Center
Enterprise Marine Dive Charters
www.captaindales.com

Our World Underwater April 27 to 29 www.ourworldunderwater.com
The MIDWEST'S LARGEST CONSUMER DIVE SHOW.



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<HTML><FONT FACE=arial,helvetica><FONT  SIZE=2>Are you a Tech diver?
<BR>
<BR>You might be a tech diver if your idea of an easy dive is one in which
your 
<BR>hang time is less than the length of the boat trip.
<BR>
<BR>You might be a tech diver if you find yourself engaged in a heated
three-day 
<BR>discussion on the internet over whether your back-up compass belongs in
your 
<BR>left or your right pocket.
<BR>
<BR>You might be a tech diver if you buy more of your dive gear from
Grainger's 
<BR>than from the dive shop.
<BR>
<BR>You might be a tech diver if your SUV has 4" of ground clearance.
<BR>
<BR>You might be a tech diver if you had the electric company run
three-phase 
<BR>power to your garage.
<BR>
<BR>You might be a tech diver if your electric company has put you on a
demand 
<BR>rate.
<BR>
<BR>You might be a tech diver if you have two spare masks but you never
bothered 
<BR>to replace the snorkel you lost last year.
<BR>
<BR>You might be a tech diver if you think George III is God's prophet.
<BR>
<BR>You might be a tech diver if you think George III is the devil incarnate.
<BR>
<BR>You might be a tech diver if you consider your lap-top computer an
essential 
<BR>piece of dive gear.
<BR>
<BR>You might be a tech diver if you spend more for the gas that you breath
than 
<BR>for the gas that goes into your car.
<BR>
<BR>You might be a tech diver if you canceled a dive because you forgot to
bring 
<BR>a condom.
<BR>
<BR>
<BR>
<BR>Can anyone add to this?
<BR>
<BR>
<BR>Safe diving,
<BR>Dale
<BR>Captain Dale's Dive Center
<BR>Enterprise Marine Dive Charters
<BR>www.captaindales.com
<BR>
<BR>Our World Underwater April 27 to 29 www.ourworldunderwater.com
<BR>The MIDWEST'S LARGEST CONSUMER DIVE SHOW.
<BR>
<BR></FONT></HTML>

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