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From: "Scott" <scottk@hc*.co*>
To: "Tech list" <techdiver@aquanaut.com>
Subject: Re: Question: Full Face Masks and emergency situations
Date: Mon, 10 Jul 2000 08:13:35 -0700
"Nydivecon" <nydivecon@ao*.co*> wrote in message
news:20000710011559.29466.00001907@ng*.ao*.co*...
> > ok the fecal coli form
> >bacteria keeps shutting  down beaches but other than that its fine lol .
> >Actually that is why i purchased my aga mask. its not pos pressure but
its
> >nice to now im a little bit safer than with reg .
>
> Exactly my point on "contaminated water" and teh Ocean Reef. I didnt mean
to
> imply that it was for wearing in reactor cooling pools but rather for that
> "yucky" water that you really dont want in your mouth :)
>
> Thanks you proved my point....

The point is this: you are a FOS idiot, and your own string of drool proves
it.

You keep claiming to be a fully trained and experienced commercial diver,
Honorably discharged Naval Officer, SSI AOWSI <snicker>, yet you have no
name and your 30 years old. Do the math. What is your name? How come no one
here will admit to knowing you? Who did you work for in the commercial dive
business? You wont say, because your a complete phony, and you know I can
and will check it out. My guess is you got to hold a hose for a couple
years, if you were ever around a SS rig in the first place.

What you are is another FOS idiot, running his suck from behind an anonymous
AOL account. You came onto this NG spewing an unbelievably stupid string of
pure wrongness, and I am now going to use your words to illustrate *exactly*
what a complete phony you are, and why no one should listen to a friggin
word you have to post, even if you could learn how to spell. You exemplify
*everything* that is wrong with SCUBA training today.
Your attitude, your knowledge, your choice of words. What dive shop do you
do training out of?

You posted, and I quote:

"I would say use an Ocean Reef style FFM for cold/contaminated water without
the coms and if you are doing work that really requires the coms stick with
the Kirby Morgan and surface supply with the hardwire communications."

It doesn't say "yucky" water. It says "contaminated". I called you on it.
Here is the deal, hotshot. You want to put yourself up as an expert here,
you need to pay attention to what you post.

Here are a few more pearls:

"The DIR or else your a stroke thing really bothers me, because quite
frankly I probably have more experience than a random six of them combined
and have sucessfully dove under a hell of a lot more extreme and adverse
conditions than nearly all of them."

Wow. So, you have been to the end of the line in Wakulla? You were on the
team that dove the Britannic?

"Personally, I think most competent divers should stick to solo diving. Your
life and safety is in your own hands and not those of an unknown buddy."

Oops. I guess not. With this mindset, you wouldn't get out of your car in
the parking lot.

"As far as your wisdom though, maybe you should hold off posting
recocmendations to me untill you have say 1/4 of the experience that I
do???"

<choke, hack, cough> Your head's *just* a little big, dont you think? or do
you really beleive that you have more dives and experience under your belt
than anyone else here?

"Over 10 years, several thousand dives in both recreational, tech, and
commercial gear with a maximum depth of 515', and several instructors
ratings does not a newbie constitute."

No, what constitutes a newbie is the *fact*, born by your own words, that
you think you have nothing to learn, when in reality, you have no knowledge
to share. You advice is garbage, your gear is shit, and your command of the
English language makes you look like you suffer from Downs Syndrome.
Everything you post is suspect.

And these *gems*:

" I assume thsi si sarcasm right? Why on earth would a right thinking
individual give up their operating primary so that they can breath from an
octopus that MIGHT work? You KNOW that once you give up that primary you are
NOT getting it back... No matter how well you maintain your equiptment you
dont know for certain taht octopus will work until you breath it. (What if
during this dive you got some kind of mud or crap in it somehow?)"

"If giving up the known good reg while then using the 7' octo wrapped like a
noose around your neck is DIR then I know why I never had any interets in
joining the cult."

>what is a buddy system ?
"A way that two people can get killed instead of one."

"I certainly will salute the flag. I am not un-American, In fact I am an
honarably discharged naval officer. I just found the post odd in a scuba
group."

"Uh, perhaps because it DOES take alot of money to be a tech diver. By the
time you add up the cost of a drysuit, at least one set of steel doubles,
stage tanks, a minimum of two to five very high quality regs, computer,
bottom timer, backplate/wings lights, reels, gas analyzer etc etc etc you
are into a huge
amount of money."

"By the way, I dont care what gear Im using, I am comfortable with it so I
dont ahve to "think about the differences" at 150'. Furthermore, 150' is not
exactly the extreme end of tech unless it is in an overhead environment so
it is really not a big deal... To me "real tech" doesnt start unless you are
below 200' and
on a mixed gas."

"I prefer they have two sets of gear matched to the jobs at hand. I dont own
a shop and dont get a nickle in commission, so it is no skin off my ass
either way."

"Phil - one other consideration that deserves mention. The regular BC is not
good for true tech and not ahving one available will require the aspiring
techie to make a substantial investment... This can be good because it will
keep the newbie from moving to tech too quickly. I prefer them to "outgrow"
their gear and to then gear up for tech once they are sure they want it and
have the appropriate skills, rather than to be able to just buy a navy deco
table and say "OK Im a techie now! Ive got 15 dives so as soon as I get a
fill its time to visit the Edmund Fitzgerald!"

"The reason I dont consider a backplate harness "recreational" is that it is
out of the norm. Lets face it, most OW divers have never even seen one up
close, so so much for help gearing up on the boat etc. (I prefer to don my
own gear without assistance but you know how some DM's insist on "earning
their tips"...Furthermore,  once I ahve my gear set up I tend not to mess
with it. As a result my OMS rig has the Argon infaltion system, the doubles,
the canister light, the emergency deployment system, the extra mask pocket,
the flares, the weight pockets, the liftbag etc all in place and ready to go
at all times. All I do to get ready is stick a fill whip on the manifold,
and attach regs..."

"I find it better to match the rig to the dive and as a result just take the
most appropriate unit. I feel that removing all the gizmos and switching
over to the single tank adapter etc is not worth the price of a second BC in
the long run. The zeaGLE is the closest you can come to a backplate wings
unit without incurring all the additional complexity and baffling the hell
out of all the other divers and the DM's who have perhaps 50 dives."

"Your DIR mindset teaches to have ONE set of gear in one constant
configuration and to stick with it, because you are assumed to be too simple
mnded to adapt to changes. Wrong! Heres a clue, most recreational diving is
pretty damn simple and it doesnt require alot of preplanning and gear
configuration"

"I myself use the Zeagle Ranger BC and the Oceanic Delta Subzero Reg, and I
love both. I would definitely reccomend going with a cold water reg in case
you ever decide to get into coldwater diving, and I would also reccomend you
get a computer - preferably a nitrox computer in case you get into enriched
air."

"I am an instructor who owns, and has dove, everything from old horse collar
BC's up through Superlite 17 surface supplied rigs and I can say
emphatically that taking a backplate/harness on recreational dives is like
going deer hunting with a jetfighter!"

"I certainly see the advantages of back inflation, which is why i like the
zeagle but I like to match the gear to the job, so for pool and real easy ow
checkouts I use the Mares Vector, for MY normal diving I use the Zeagle, and
for tech its the OMS Backplate/harness with the 100 lb wings. By the way I
ahve tried the backplate with a single al 80 and it was miserable! A single
80 is what will usually be handed to you when travelling."

"Rich, Your point is noted. I may have GUE a bit confused with the self
rightous "It is my way and everyone else including the commercial industry,
the Navy, and everyone else who has ever submerged is a moron" crowd. Many
of the GUE, WKKP cave/tech crowd seem a bit high handed and to be perfectly
frank deco diving is NOT really a big deal with proper training a cool head,
and a good set of tables. For instance the "Long Hose" thing...Every dive I
have ever been on below 300 (and most of those above) has been SOLO!"

"I apologize if I offended teh good GUE folks, it si the self righteous
chest thumpers I cant stomach... Oh and by teh way, as a point of interest
commercial folk use both scuba and rebreathers as well as surface
supplied..."

"God forbid one of my students were to see in a class the way I and my
regular dive buddies REALLY dive as opposed tot he dog and pony show
performed for the agency. People who havent had the professional training
havent learned the show yet, so they arent welcome in my classes lest they
teach the students "Life In The Real World" before they get their cards."

"Well this jammer guy, who is on a newsgroup says that the mighty dive gods
of GUE do it so PADI, SSI, and NAUI curriculums and RTSC standards be damned
I figured I have to add it to the basic openwater curriculum. After all GUE
and Jammer say so so thats like an edict from Christ himself..."

"Listen to instructors and not loudmouthed blowhards who think GUE is the
answer to everything. By the way Jammer, in my opinion GUE is a bunch of
loadmouth know it all selfstrokers and they show me nothing! I took my
"tech" training in teh commercial world, and wouldnt carry a GUE card if you

handed me one. What these guys consider a "big deal" is a days work off
shore!"

"GUE is tech, were talking recreational here. By the way, the divecon is
outdated, Im now an AOWSI what are you besides designated ass wiper for the
"DIR" crowd???"

"Unless you are either an EXTREMELY experienced diver or a professional
(Navy, Commercial, DiveMaster, or Instructor) you probably will not eb able
to handle the required rescue, will ahve your regulator ripped away and both
of you will drown. Dont try to play instructor without being properly
trained. If you want a rescue course, take none.... Dont try to teach
thyself..."

"Im an instructor and I regularly dive with soft contacts in place. During
class exercises requiring mask removal, I close my eyes. (Its not liek I do
teh skill in front of a mirror anyway) and I instruct my students who are
wearing lenses to do the same. "

And to top it all off, this beauty:

"By the way, this screen name is now outdated, I am no longer a divecon but
am now an SSI AOWSI."

What you are is the complete encapsulation of the words stroke, liar,
blowhard and egomaniac. You constantly contradict yourself, and to call you
a hypocrite would be like saying Hitler wasn't very nice.

Now, post your name and the name of the commercial outfits you dove for.

I am calling you a liar and a coward. Prove me wrong.

Scott




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