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From: "Marc Thompson" <mbt@ti*.co*>
To: <techdiver@aquanaut.com>
Subject: The "breaking" winds of change...
Date: Mon, 12 Jun 2000 21:41:57 -0500
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Thanks to a co-operative development team headed by Navy Divers, =
USDivers and Hormel Chili, new mixed gas rebreathing technology has been =
developed to tap a natural gas source carried in the human body. Project =
"Butox" was created to convert natural body methane into a viable air =
source using existing military rebreather technology. Sgt.Major Ophgaus =
of the Navy's Phlatulence Unit (PU) stated in an interview: "It was a =
grand idea just sitting under our noses. It came to us in a blast of =
inspiration during chow. Private O'durs happened to be sitting on his =
snorkle when *Phhhrt!* it blew over us." The Flatulence Anal Rebreather =
Tank (FART) technology is basically a rectal snorkle hooked into =
rebreather unit fed by natural body gases. Special care has to be taken =
as to diet prior to dives, and methane exposure limits should be =
observed. The unit has been known to get overloaded by excessive amounts =
of beans, kraut, tofu, and/or cheap beer prior to diving. Manufacturers =
of SpareAir are foreseeing competition of their existing product. Rather =
than having to carry a redundant air source FART divers merely have to =
pull their finger (or buddy's finger) for air in a pinch. While no =
instances of Butox decompression illness has been reported, technicians =
recommend carrying essential safety equipment on board dive boats for =
emergency treatment of an anal embolism including oxygen suppositories =
and a disposable bic lighter.=20

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using existing military rebreather technology. Sgt.Major Ophgaus of the =
Navy's=20
Phlatulence Unit (PU) stated in an interview: "It was a grand idea just =
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under our noses. It came to us in a blast of inspiration during chow. =
Private=20
O'durs happened to be sitting on his snorkle when *Phhhrt!* it blew over =
us."=20
The Flatulence Anal Rebreather Tank (FART) technology is basically a =
rectal=20
snorkle hooked into rebreather unit fed by natural body gases. Special =
care has=20
to be taken as to diet prior to dives, and methane exposure limits =
should be=20
observed. The unit has been known to get overloaded by excessive amounts =
of=20
beans, kraut, tofu, and/or cheap beer prior to diving. Manufacturers of =
SpareAir=20
are foreseeing competition of their existing product. Rather than having =
to=20
carry a redundant air source FART divers merely have to pull their =
finger (or=20
buddy's finger) for air in a pinch. While no instances of Butox =
decompression=20
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safety=20
equipment on board dive boats for emergency treatment of an anal =
embolism=20
including oxygen suppositories and a disposable bic lighter.=20
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