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At 10:54 5/06/00 , Michael J. Black wrote: >Here I sit wasting time on techdiver again, but laughing at the >DIR stupidity as usual. A couple thoughts: > >Regarding Deep Tech, why don't you whiners give Curt Bowen a >jingle, as it's pretty clear to me that Advanced Diver Magazine >is the followup to Deep Tech. But don't waste bandwidth here >on techdiver, because you see Curt Bowen is a BEST diver, i.e. >conspicuously absent from this list (DIR: Myths & Realities, >Myth 4), and wouldn't stoop to your juvenile behavior. > >Regarding boat diving and which mix to use, it's obvious to me >that nobody who responded owns a boat, no surprise. Miranda >states the obvious, "use a generic mix," then Cobb states the >obvious, "cancel the dive." Little Billy must think space on >my boat is unlimited, with a range of choices being the best >solution. Do you techno-weenies have a clue how despised you >are by some boat captains, with all your gear clanging around? Buttcrack, I'm pleased to note that you have chosen me to advance your knowledge of technical diving. It's a big job. But someody has to do it. At least you will find me a better choice than those TDI wallies who left you in your present state of abysmal ignorance. Here's your first two lessons. One, it looks like we need to start you off with a reading lesson. So go get your fucking glasses and read what I wrote about one set of gas giving me a choice of eight wrecks. And do try to get it right this time. Already most of the list has you marked as moronic beyond salvation. However, despite your pitiful intellect, with my careful and patient tuition and judicious use of a cattle prod, we may yet prove them wrong. Two, although you seem inordinately proud of the fact that you own a boat, by your own admission it is inadequate for technical diving, being too small and flimsy. So until you get a boat that is more than a toy, take your hand off your dick. That's about all you can manage in one sitting Buttcrack so class dismissed. >And speaking of clues, Cobb, do you have any idea how many emails >I get from lurkers and past whipping boys on techdiver, who just >love me standing up to the Doing-It-Rightists, especially you >and Trey? Yes. None. Now report back when you're ready to be tested on lessons 1 and 2. regards billyw -- Send mail for the `techdiver' mailing list to `techdiver@aquanaut.com'. Send subscribe/unsubscribe requests to `techdiver-request@aquanaut.com'.
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