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From: "Scott" <scottk@hc*.co*>
To: "Jim Cobb" <cobber@ma*.ci*.co*>,
     "Aquanaut Mail"
Subject: Re: DIR - Dr Buttcrack I presume...
Date: Sat, 3 Jun 2000 07:16:08 -0700
Now, Jim. You know, when Mr. Black blows a dive plan, its only a difference
between 60 feet to 80 feet. The same 32% he was planning his 80 footer to
will work to do his 60 footer.

Besides, he *owns* a boat! So you couldn't possibly understand.

Scott

----- Original Message -----
From: "Jim Cobb" <cobber@ma*.ci*.co*>
To: "Aquanaut Mail" <techdiver@aquanaut.com>
Sent: Friday, June 02, 2000 1:22 PM
Subject: Re: DIR - Dr Buttcrack I presume...


> Black, you are sooooo stupid, it defies comprehension. Do you know how
many
> emails I get stating that you could not possibly be a real person? That
> nobody could as brain-dead as you and still figure out how to turn on a
> computer? That if the real mjblack found out how you had sullied his name
> all over the internet that he should go after you with a gun?
>
> > In your dim-witted view, we would have to cancel our
> > dive, because we no longer have the depth or gases we planned for.
> > But in the real world, Little Billy, we adapt.
>
> YES, BLACK, IF YOU DON'T HAVE THE PROPER GAS FOR THE DIVE YOU DON'T DO THE
> FUCKING DIVE. HOW STUPID CAN YOU BE? HOW DO YOU WIPE YOUR ASS? DO YOU KNOW
> WHERE YOUR ASS IS? IN YOUR CASE BLOWING YOUR NOSE WOULD SUFFICE. IT'S THIS
> KIND OF BULLSHIT YOU SPOUT WHICH IS DANGEROUS AND YOU SHOULD BE HAMMERED
> WHEREEVER YOUR STINKING ASS SHOWS UP.
>
> NOW SHUTTHEFUCKUP!
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> > From: "Michael J. Black" <mjblackmd@ya*.co*>
> > Date: Fri, 2 Jun 2000 09:20:35 -0700 (PDT)
> > To: Aquanaut Mail <techdiver@aquanaut.com>
> > Subject: Re:  DIR - Dr Buttcrack I presume...
> >
> > Little Billy still doesn't get it, but does typify the DIR diver
> > (Dogmatic Idealist Ranting):
> >
> > I wouldn't expect you to get it Little Billy, because YOU DON'T
> > OWN A BOAT, AND HAVE NO CLUE about the shipwreck diving I do in
> > Lake Michigan or Lake Superior.
> >
> > In a perfect world, the moorings at the shipwreck would always be
> > vacant, and we could perfectly plan our depths and gases for those
> > wrecks.  Unfortunately, every so often the mooring or moorings are
> > occupied by other dive boats, and thus we travel to another ship-
> > wreck with a vacant mooring (and also a different depth, Little
> > Billy).
> >
> > So all that "rotten" stuff you spewed about really translates to
> > "real" stuff, in a "real" world, Little Billy.  When you come up
> > with a way to ensure that every dive plan is perfect and requires
> > no modification for any reason, please post that to the list.  I'll
> > be waiting.
> >
> > MJB
> >
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