Better watch it, somebody might start a "worst of Mike Black" list up here.
I'll listen to Scott over you any day of the week and dive with him twice on
Sunday. I wouldn't say that about you.

Don

-----Original Message-----
From: Michael J. Black [mailto:mjblackmd@ya*.co*]
Sent: Thursday, April 27, 2000 8:51 PM
To: Aquanaut Mail
Subject: The Best of Scott


Here ya go Scott L. Koplin, scottk@hc*.co*, of Hood Sport 'n Dive,
Hoodsport, Washington.  No particular order necessary as your own quotes
hang you no matter how the knot is tied.  And yes folks, he really did
say that:

"I have done *everything* that a person can do to get killed diving,
but I havent paid the piper.  Others, doing the same dives I have, are
dead.  Why?  Pure, unadulterated luck."

"I am a cheesedick in recovery myself.  I have 2 PADI C cards, and two
IANTD shingles, and ZERO logs of my dives.  I plan dives on my computer,
and infrequently dive by tables."

"I guaran fucking tee you that GI knows a *lot* more about oxtox while
diving than you and your title do.  Ask him about Bobby McGuire (rest in
peace, Jarhead)."

"I wish I had run across someone along the way who would have chewed
my ass off, and showed me the light of reason."

"I don't give a shit if this has nothing to do with the realm of discussion
for this NG."

"I hope to Christ we never meet, because I would take a trip to the
booking desk, and you would be taking an ambulance ride."

"I doubt that a 9mm would penetrate his thick skull.  Better use a .45."

"I can tell you, for sure, that if you guys dont get it together, and
take control of your organization, kick out the dickheads, we the people
are going to do it for you."

"In the last year or so of diving and reading and diving and reading,
I have come to realize how much I *don't* know about current decompression
theory."

"FTR, I am *not* looking for a little brother.  Either of my sons could
kick your ass."

"*You* lickspittle's pray for peace, and cower behind your little glowing
screen.  Me and mine will prepare for the war you weenies will surely get
us into."

"Keith Syphers is a liar and a thief."

"War is what we pray for, Freedom is what we fight for, United States
Marine Corps!  To do these things requires a lot of Esprit De Corps,
balls, and a slightly psychotic outlook on the whole war thing."

"You couldn't *give* me an OW instructor shingle.  Gear *manufacturers*,
and the PADI mentality have taken scuba training and diving to an all
time low."


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