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Date: Fri, 28 Apr 2000 16:06:28 -0400
Subject: Re: The Best of Scott
From: Jim Cobb <cobber@ma*.ci*.co*>
To: "Michael J. Black" <mjblackmd@ya*.co*>,
     Aquanaut Mail
What is this garbage? "Dr. Black" will you go the fuck away? Here's a quote
for you:

"Dr. Quack, you are a hazard to yourself, a no-nothing moron, a true
vacuum-headed, pencil-dicked, puss-brained, good-for-nothing, non-entity
who, if you disappeared off the face of the earth at this very moment, would
have absolutely no effect on the timeline of history, past, present or
future."

And I will be happy to provide quotes along a similar vein as often as you
like.

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> From: "Michael J. Black" <mjblackmd@ya*.co*>
> Date: Thu, 27 Apr 2000 18:50:53 -0700 (PDT)
> To: Aquanaut Mail <techdiver@aquanaut.com>
> Subject: The Best of Scott
> 
> Here ya go Scott L. Koplin, scottk@hc*.co*, of Hood Sport 'n Dive,
> Hoodsport, Washington.  No particular order necessary as your own quotes
> hang you no matter how the knot is tied.  And yes folks, he really did
> say that:
> 
> "I have done *everything* that a person can do to get killed diving,
> but I havent paid the piper.  Others, doing the same dives I have, are
> dead.  Why?  Pure, unadulterated luck."
> 
> "I am a cheesedick in recovery myself.  I have 2 PADI C cards, and two
> IANTD shingles, and ZERO logs of my dives.  I plan dives on my computer,
> and infrequently dive by tables."
> 
> "I guaran fucking tee you that GI knows a *lot* more about oxtox while
> diving than you and your title do.  Ask him about Bobby McGuire (rest in
> peace, Jarhead)."
> 
> "I wish I had run across someone along the way who would have chewed
> my ass off, and showed me the light of reason."
> 
> "I don't give a shit if this has nothing to do with the realm of discussion
> for this NG."
> 
> "I hope to Christ we never meet, because I would take a trip to the
> booking desk, and you would be taking an ambulance ride."
> 
> "I doubt that a 9mm would penetrate his thick skull.  Better use a .45."
> 
> "I can tell you, for sure, that if you guys dont get it together, and
> take control of your organization, kick out the dickheads, we the people
> are going to do it for you."
> 
> "In the last year or so of diving and reading and diving and reading,
> I have come to realize how much I *don't* know about current decompression
> theory."
> 
> "FTR, I am *not* looking for a little brother.  Either of my sons could
> kick your ass."
> 
> "*You* lickspittle's pray for peace, and cower behind your little glowing
> screen.  Me and mine will prepare for the war you weenies will surely get
> us into."
> 
> "Keith Syphers is a liar and a thief."
> 
> "War is what we pray for, Freedom is what we fight for, United States
> Marine Corps!  To do these things requires a lot of Esprit De Corps,
> balls, and a slightly psychotic outlook on the whole war thing."
> 
> "You couldn't *give* me an OW instructor shingle.  Gear *manufacturers*,
> and the PADI mentality have taken scuba training and diving to an all
> time low."
> 
> 
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