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Dustin, you "old timers" ( read "never beens", "has beens", "never will bes" ) never cease to amaze me: for the last ten years I have listened to you pathetic weenies brag about your pitiful little cave dives, I have listened to you tell me my scooters are "toys", I have listened to you tell me that "you were doing it before I was", and I have watched all of you go noplace fast while I have been out there "doing it" and you have been crying about it. What is wrong with this picture? Who am I to tell you how to DIR when you have been DIW for so long, is that the problem? Are we a little jealous that after all of those years of bullshit that the real thing makes you look like Big Bird by way of conmparison? The fact is that this is EXACTLY the problem - you look like mooks next to any WKPP setup dive, forget the real thing - you can not exactly hold court and brag about your 100 feet of line in Diepolder when we routinely smoke cave 10-18 THOUSAND feet into systems 300 feet deep and do it efficiently and quickly. Makes you "old timers" all look pretty lame in the bragging rights department. It is pretty shallow bullshit when you tell me that all of you big time super divers could do it if you were allowed when I have to add line in these systems that all of you had your chances at just to put down my first stage bottle, and the Great Tech Hope of Cave Diving, the USDCT, took 90 freaking days to make it as far as Ted Cole, John Rose, and Chris Werner went Saturday to set up me and Jablsonki. Why is it that after all of you big timers did your thing I was able to add line on EVERY dive I EVER did in Leon Sinks since 1991? Hello? Why is it that everyone has had a shot at WKPP diving and the ones that are consitently doing it are the only left standing? Give it a try, big mouth, and find out why - talking about diving is easy, doing it seems to be a lttle bit more scarce in your circle , and the fact is you do not know how, and could not physically handle it. Why do I have to listen to you dorks who do nothing comment on things you do not understand and can not do? Why is it that my "certification" date is of utmost importance to guys like you and Tom Mouth when neither one of you - or anyone else in the fucking world for that matter- have ever done what I have done and have been doing for those ten years? Maybe it is a little easier than you swaggering "experts" have been telling eveyone, even though you can not do it ( and have not done it ) yourselves. Hello, earth to "old timers" - the reality is that you do not want to admit that this is a piece of cake hobby for me and for anyone else who DIR's, and an impossible nightmare for the "old timers" , who have proven this to be true, while I have proven my side and have the track record to prove it and the many , many divers who prove our system works for them as well, not just for me. All of you have the same Modus Operadi : 1) do nothing, 2) quit, and 3) then lie about it. You guys are pissed that I will not hold hands with your little boy's club and "show you respect". You deserve none for anything. Grow a dick, asshole, and quit complaining about me to anyone who will listen. Either get out there and show me how it is done, or shut the hell up. Getting on here and quoting Gilaim or making references to my use of cocaine or alchohol ( forget that this was 16 years ago and that you can NOT say the same about drugs or alchohol, asswipe ) will not erase the fact that I have outgunned you completely and totally since day one, and can do so in any aspect what so ever . And then as for threatening me in email be aware that sooner or later I will catch you outside of your little dive shop and that threat will have you pissing in your little pink panties. -- Send mail for the `techdiver' mailing list to `techdiver@aquanaut.com'. Send subscribe/unsubscribe requests to `techdiver-request@aquanaut.com'.
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