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Hear about the dyslexic pimp? He bought a warehouse. ----- Original Message ----- From: Dave Poole <dave.dm@vi*.ne*> To: <trey@ne*.co*> Cc: <techdiver@aquanaut.com> Sent: Friday, March 31, 2000 7:13 PM Subject: Re: INRSPC is outta control was:Re: Bent Jill > George, > > My entry form for the WKPP on the 'sense of humour' basis : > > A guy gets on a plane to Pittsburgh with a serious black eye. Finding his > seat he discovers that the guy he is sitting next to has a pretty serious > black eye also. To break the ice he asks the guy how he came by the > offending shiner as it is such an unbelievable coincidence. > > "Well," says the guy, "it was the result of a freudian slip. The girl at the > AA counter was very attractive and had tremendous breasts. I meant to ask > for a Ticket to Pittsburgh but it came out as a Picket to Tittsburgh and she > hit me harder than I've ever been hit before." > > "Amazing," says the first guy, "mine is the result of a freudian slip too. I > was at breakfast with my wife this morning. I meant to ask her to pour me a > cup of coffee but it came out as 'You've ruined my life you bitch'" > > Do I get in ? > > Dave > -----Original Message----- > From: Trey <trey@ne*.co*> > To: Jess Armantrout <armantrout@wo*.at*.ne*> > Cc: techdiver@aquanaut.com <techdiver@aquanaut.com>; INRSPC@ao*.co* > <INRSPC@ao*.co*>; cavers@ca*.co* <cavers@ca*.co*> > Date: 31 March 2000 21:36 > Subject: Re: INRSPC is outta control was:Re: Bent Jill > > > >Jess, I think we need to institute "Sense Of Humor" requirements for > >diving in the WKPP to insure that we are "good dive buddies". > > > >I am starting to see a pattern in those who defend they lying of Jill > >and the bs of B.S. - they are all deluded wannabees with too many > >episodes of Star Trek under their belts, and most rate very high on the > >D.O.R.K. scale. > > > >Somebody needs to beam this one up . > > > >Jess Armantrout wrote: > >> > >> "Teacher in Space" candidate? Is that anything like in "The Jerk" when > >> Steve Martin used his Astronaut application for I.D. ? He failed > everything > >> but "name". How did you do? > >> > >> >I find your sense of humor > >> >inappropriate to what I would look for in a dive buddy > >> > >> Luckily all of the guys I dive with have a great sense of humor. Rose is > a > >> riot. Landon and Casey slay me. That is, after all, the most important > >> thing to look for. You are right. Trey tells lousy jokes underwater. > >> We're at deco and he whips out the wetnotes and bam, another bad joke. > >> That's the kind of thing that will get someone killed, you know. > >> > >> OK, someone fess up...this was a fake, right? If not, I want her for my > >> buddy 'cause she cracks me up. > >> > >> Trout > >> > >> -----Original Message----- > >> From: INRSPC@ao*.co* <INRSPC@ao*.co*> > >> To: trey@ne*.co* <trey@ne*.co*>; techdiver@aquanaut.com > >> <techdiver@aquanaut.com> > >> Date: Thursday, March 30, 2000 12:22 AM > >> Subject: Re: Bent Jill > >> > >> >Having been a "Teacher in Space" candidate, I find your sense of humor > >> >inappropriate to what I would look for in a dive buddy. You are not > the > >> >only explorer, nor are you invincible. I respect the work that you do, > >> but > >> >you are now a victim of tunnel vision. Anyone who has to boast about > his > >> own > >> >abilities by diminishing other human beings is really a person who has > no > >> >self-esteem. When I read some of your ramblings, it seems as if you are > in > >> >an altered state. Sheila > >> >-- > >> >Send mail for the `techdiver' mailing list to `techdiver@aquanaut.com'. > >> >Send subscribe/unsubscribe requests to `techdiver-request@aquanaut.com'. > >> > >> -- > >> Send mail for the `techdiver' mailing list to `techdiver@aquanaut.com'. > >> Send subscribe/unsubscribe requests to `techdiver-request@aquanaut.com'. > > > > > >-- > >Send mail for the `techdiver' mailing list to `techdiver@aquanaut.com'. > >Send subscribe/unsubscribe requests to `techdiver-request@aquanaut.com'. > > -- > Send mail for the `techdiver' mailing list to `techdiver@aquanaut.com'. > Send subscribe/unsubscribe requests to `techdiver-request@aquanaut.com'. > -- Send mail for the `techdiver' mailing list to `techdiver@aquanaut.com'. Send subscribe/unsubscribe requests to `techdiver-request@aquanaut.com'.
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