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From: <Gilldiver@ao*.co*>
Date: Mon, 14 Jun 1999 21:16:15 EDT
Subject: New way to get bent
To: techdiver@aquanaut.com
I found this over on the Sub-Arch list (that's Submerged Archaeology) thought 
I'd share it with the rest of you.

Only in Malaysia....

Actual quote from Abdul Aziz, Chief Minister of the Malaysian State of 
Kelantan, during a recent lecture to Govt. employees:

"There are far too many pretty women in the government offices at the moment, 
distracting male workers and lowering business efficiency with their pert and 
yielding tightness. We must be ever watchful for possible,  immoral 
activities and it is well-known that pretty women cause unhealthy activities 
that lead to insanity, blindness, sickness and bends. That is why from now on 
thorough ugliness must be considered a deciding factor at all job interviews. 
Since the  prettier candidate has already been blessed by God it is only 
right that we should hire the uglier one.

 After all if we do not choose the ugly candidates, who will?"  And 
apparently they're more grateful too...

Now what is George going to do to reduce this risk of bends?

Pete Johnson
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