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From: <bdi@wh*.ne*>
Date: Wed, 9 Jun 1999 12:23:13 +1000
To: "Bartolucci, Ivan Jorge" <ibartolucci@wa*.fr*>,
Subject: Re: Hugo's contribution
Cc: <techdiver@aquanaut.com>
At 01:01 PM 8/6/99 +0200, Bartolucci, Ivan Jorge wrote:
>Hi Adriaan
>
>As a deep air diver I think I can add my thoughts to the 'last deep stop'
>thread.

You deep air divers often suffer significant
neurological damage which probably explains your 
inability to think rationally or communicate 
effectively.

However, we welcome your presence on these lists as
a stern warning to others of the dangers of repeated 
deep air diving. 

You are obviously having a bad day. Possibly, the
nurse who fed you your breakfast was in a hurry, your
diaper is full, and the effort of pecking out messages
on the keyboard with a stick strapped to your forehead 
is exhausting you. So allow me to step in and translate
for you.

>First I don't see any need for deep stops for such a reasonnable profile,
>and in
>general almost any air profile except the most extreme way beyond the
>maximum PPO2 recommendations. 

Translation: "Despite the doctor's explanation, I still
don't understand deep stops. Or 02 tox, for that matter."

>A reasonnably slow ascent is perfectly
>acceptable, and the difference in DCS risk is virtually nil if the
>deco requirements are followed properly (the main difference is the deco
>will probably be shorter). 

Translation: "I did, however, manage to follow my computer 
to the surface after stupidly extreme air exposures, without
getting bent. Most of the time." 

>fatigue either, air being much more 'deco-friendly' than helium, for which
>deep stops have been created. 

Translation: "You know I don't understand deep stops and 02
toxicity? Well guess what? I don't understand helium either."

>It's not because your software offers that
>option that it's wise to use it.

Translation: "The nurses told me never to touch the 
handbrake on my wheelchair, again."

>Second hovering at 6M seems to be problematic for some divers, the last
>thing I would recommend in this case is the use of pure O2. Such a lack of
>skill represents some risk on air, and a serious one on O2. 

Translation: "I think people who are not good divers
can deco dive as long as they compromise their choice 
of deco gasses to compensate for their inability to 
dive. I think also that the nurse who fed me breakfast 
this morning was unecessarily impatient."

>I know only
>strokes use 80%, but I think it would be much safer in this case,
>although I would use 50% myself for more versatility, at the expense of some
>more minutes underwater.

Translation: "I think it is safer being a stroke. In 
fact, getting a neurological hit from being a stroke, 
is a lot like having a stroke. You get to sit in a wheel 
chair, pee through a tube and and other people look 
after you. For example, I have mashed banana in my hair 
from breakfast and will require assistance to remove it, 
but the nurse will be along soon. I expect."

>
>Third for such a profile plan your dive on whatever software you want, so
>you know what to expect. Than dive whatever your Aladin Suunto Scubapro
>Zeagle etc... tells you to, you won't get bent, except if you try hard to.
>It's not DIR but easy and safe.

Translation "Nobody ever got bent from blindly trusting 
their computers. Take me for example. I'm not really bent. 
I just don't feel like moving my arms and legs that's 
all. Besides, any minute now, the nurse will be along to 
get the banana out of my hair. You watch."

>Fourth proper deep air training answers those questions, teaches how to
>chose the last deco depth depending on the conditions, mow to respect
>closely your
>planned deco depth through the use of proper gear and procedures, etc... 

Translation: "There are places where you can get 
training to dive deep on air. You should do the training,
becuase as brain damage mounts and your cognitive
processes diminish, you need repetitive muscle training
to function."

You also learn the use of proper gear and procedures,
like the wheelchair, the bedlift, the catheter and
the emergency buzzer. some people can also learn to 
eat breakfast without getting mashed banana stuck in 
their hair. I wish I'd learned that."

>See
>my point?

Translation: "It's what I used to type this message with.

>Regards.
>
>Hugo.

with help from billyw 

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