....and now to the judges scorecards

Degree of difficulty:
High marks for attempting the "skillet shot" of going for four flames with
one post.

Vulgarity and sexual innuendo:
"Two Pinks" trademark maneuver, the judges were again not disappointed.
High marks as usual in this category.

Originality:
Here the judges were a little disappointed.  Really, this is just the same
act we've seen for years.

Content:
Again, disappointing.  IQ attacks on this group seemed to make little sense
to the judges, especially the comparisons to Pyle.  Trout, for example,
actually has a marketable degree and 12.5 years experience in a field that
requires more than just a swimsuit.  In short, the judges found the content
to be lacking and ineffective.

Crowd support:
The crowd never really seemed to get into this performance.  Low marks in
this category as well.

Execution:
A complete disaster.  Although the attempt was made to score four times with
one shot, failure to hit any target left the judges disappointed.  Also, you
failed to point your toes and you didn't stick the landing.

Overall score:
2.2 out of a possible 10


-----Original Message-----
From: NHanke@ao*.co* <NHanke@ao*.co*>
To: wwm@sa*.ne* <wwm@sa*.ne*>; deepreef@bi*.or*
<deepreef@bi*.or*>
Cc: armantrout@wo*.at*.ne* <armantrout@wo*.at*.ne*>;
kirvine@sa*.ne* <kirvine@sa*.ne*>; bruce@tr*.co*
<bruce@tr*.co*>; techdiver@aquanaut.com <techdiver@aquanaut.com>;
rebreather@nw*.co* <rebreather@nw*.co*>;
HoustonCaveDivers@ca*.co* <HoustonCaveDivers@ca*.co*>;
freeattic@co*.ci*.uf*.ed* <freeattic@co*.ci*.uf*.ed*>;
cavers@ca*.co* <cavers@ca*.co*>
Date: Wednesday, December 16, 1998 10:56 PM
Subject: Re: Richie: Yes or No?


>Richie for President .... a definite "YES"!
>
>In a message dated 12/16/98 2:08:43 PM, wwm@sa*.ne* writes:
>
>>Hey TwoPinks,
>>
>>You've taken a long enough break.  Get back to the phone banks. There are
>>a
>
>>lot of customers on hold.
>>
>>Bill
>
>Dear Billy,
>
>You've been a naughty ... naughty boy!   This Christmas you will not get
that
>"foreskin reversal operation" you so much desired!  You see Im dating the
Dr.
>who will do you and he plans to "castrate" you instead for me!  Isnt that
>sweet of him  ... now see what you can get being a "dickless dork"!
>
>Happy Holidays .... I promise I will keep it a secret from the guys!
>
>
>
>>But Noreen, we all know your definition of a good man is how much he pays
>
>>you for sex, and we also know that richie has no dough.
>
>
>
>>Trout
>
>Ahhhhh  its Fish lips!   Did anyone ever tell you when you pucker ... its
>cold... slimey .... and full of rusted old hooks???   Armancrap...  "you"
are
>"NO TROUT"  you are bottom sucking scum... a hag fish to be sure!  I
wouldnt
>LET YOU get away from me....  I would hook you ... gut you and serve you
Cajun
>style if you ever swam in my river!   Lets face it your not the sharpest
knife
>in the drawer boy!
>
>What Richie possesses your sorry asses can only dream of... your room
>temperature IQ  next to Richies makes you as bright as Alaska in December!
Im
>sure one-celled organisms outscore you in IQ tests.
>
>Dont you ever play in my sand box .... boy!  Your not "GOOD" enough to be
half
>the human being Pyle is ....  and I am sick of you pukes acting like a pod
of
>killer whales .... taking little nips at him all the time as I'm sure
everyone
>else is.... go play on your own list if you want to f--k with people!
>(soorrrrreeee  Paulie)
>
>Happy Holidays you gutless F--k!
>
>
>>One good man? You mean one huge loser, a flagrant liar, a gray faced
>
>>longhaired dope smoking throwback. That is what Richie is? Where the hell
>
>>have you been?
>
>
>
>>Chris
>
>Lil' Chrissy,
>
>Were you left on the Tilt-A-Whirl too long as a baby???  If you were any
more
>stupid I would have to water you twice a week!   I know Richie ... I cant
say
>I have or want the pleasure of knowing you .... your one who has two brains
>apparently;  one is lost and the other is out looking for it!
>
>If your so worried about people lying a--h-le  ..... start with Georgiee
and
>work your way up to Clinton .... as I can see .... some drink from the
>fountain of knowledge;  you boys only gargle!
>
>>Jim, in college we used to have "women" like this TWOPINKS that would ride
>
>>their bikes over to the football dorm in the rain and see how many dicks
>
>>they could suck, only they were not burnt out old bags like this bitch.
How
>
>>'bout it , what was your personal best number of wads swallowed?
>
>
>Pegasus
>
>You boy.... are definitely a mythological non-entity!  I am in horror that
you
>were ever able to get into a college first of all.... secondly ... that YOU
>ever had a d--k to work with!!   You apparently donated your brain to
science
>before you were done using it .... speaking of wads!
>
>Since it takes you an hour and a half to watch 60 minutes ... Im not even
>going to waste my time on you!
>
>Now boys.... you see I have been gentle on you .... but we all know if
brains
>were taxed, you'd all be getting rebates!   I dont want to see you all wet
>your pants at once here .... so I will leave it up to you chumps and
Paulie's
>magic wand to make you disappear!   We all know where to go if we want  a
>pissing contest ... thats why you dont see us where the little d--ks hang
>out!!   Some men set their sites on the Universe and its meaning.... others
>just set and limit themselves to caves!
>
>Happy Holidays to you all!
>
>I gave you all a penny for your thoughts .... thanks for the change!
>
>2P

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