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Use a molephone, or "mo' le phone" as it is known in French, to find all
portholes in every passageway on each shipwreck. Bring them all to the
surface and then to shore. Take them to each subscriber on the techdiver
list and use them to crush their computers. Pick up all of the little chips,
binhexes, mimes, unixs, suns, macs, servers, etc. and take them out to the
wrecks and dump them. Go back to shore and pick up the
still-in-shock-computer-hackers-wanna-be-tech-diver types and tie large hard
drives to their feet, lubricate them with oxygen compatable lubricant, stuff
them into scuba tanks filled with oxygen, and sell them to recreational
divers to use on shipwreck dives to recover techdiver computer artifacts.
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