Rich

It's because if you die its over and done with and there's at least a 
chance you will make it to heaven.

But being in a lawsuit is like going straight to hell, an eternal 
damnation of lawyers, insane judges, sheriffs, handcuffs, public 
disgrace, financial ruin, loss of your freedom....

Yup, no doubt about it, death is way funnier than a lawsuit.

But, I will give it a try...

--------------------------------
Two lawyers got their 48 foot tripple 500hp Fountain shipwrecked on a 
desert island. For days they lay on the beach drinking whatever they had 
in the boat's wetbar and snorting the last of their cocaine.

One day a sailboat hits the reef and a beatiful stacked blonde staggers 
up on shore. 

One lawyers says to the other "hey, lets go over to that broad and fuck 
her!"

The other lawyer thinks for a minute and says "fuck her? out of what?"
---------------------------------

 Jim

Sender: Richard Pyle  Date: 8/11/98 7:14 PM

>
>Why is it that people can make jokes and other forms of sick humor about
>people getting killed, but when someone makes a joke about a lawsuit,
>everyone's sphincter shuts down?  I saw Wrolf's post for the obvious humor it
>was intended to be, and laughed my ass off.
>
>Before anyone starts scolding me about making light of a "serious matter", if
>you want me to take you seriously, you'd better be prepared to scold a hell
>of a lot of others on these lists who are way ahead in the game of making 
>light of MUCH MORE serious matters.
>
>Aloha,
>Rich


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