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From: "Scott Landon" <js_landon@ho*.co*>
To: cavers@ca*.co*, techdiver@aquanaut.com
Subject: stone's baboons doing recruiting
Date: Tue, 04 Aug 1998 10:26:33 PDT
i was watching "animal planet" on cable last night and  saw an entire 
group of baboons that would make excellent specimens for stone's 
magnificent electronic death trap of a rebreather.  besides crash test 
dummies that GM is surely not using right now, this would be the only 
sane choice for testing this complete piece of nonsense.  instead, stone 
and his mutant slob "team" (i use team loosely since you must have a 
significant group of people all working toward the same goal)  have 
begun a covert operation to try to steal away wkpp divers with visions 
of grandeur mixed in with smoke and mirrors.  make no mistake about it, 
nobody qualified to gas dive at wakulla would even be willing to piss in 
stone's mouth if his teeth were on fire, let alone dive those death 
traps.  he may try to lure away some of the support divers with promises 
of "cool" diving, but we all know that none of them will ever make it 
past the fence at the water's edge.  quit calling and e-mailing current 
wkpp divers.  we all know where the magic stone is, and stone does not 
have it.  

the wkpp has worked the entire wkp for over 10 years with no fanfare, no 
BS, and certainly no electronic rebreathers.  stone has absolutely no 
intent to do a damn thing for wakulla county, leon county, the wkp, the 
national forest, or wakulla springs state park.  this is all about his 
obsessive goal to connect huatla to the bottom entrance.  there are 
plenty of places where he can test this piece of shit without 
interrupting the "piker" weekends that have already shown that we can 
quadruple their best distance.  for them to "tripple" ours, they now 
have to go 10 miles one way.  since we all stone's ego is the only thing 
bigger than his nose or his girlfriend, he will attempt this and kill 
someone.  he killed ian rolland with his death trap last time.  who will 
he kill in wakulla this time?  what he is risking here is not only the 
life of every member of his pathetic team, but the ongoing exploration 
by the wkpp.  the wkpp exploration and permits will be compromised if 
one of his klutzes dies.  hopefully, the water will be so tannic that he 
cannot risk any of this.  

jsl

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