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Subject: Re: bondage wing challenge was
Date: Thu, 16 Jul 1998 09:08:24 -0400
From: Jim Cobb <cobber@ci*.co*>
To: <zimmmt@au*.al*.co*>
cc: "techdiver" <techdiver@aquanaut.com>
Mike, I honestly am at a loss for words for you, but I will try one more 
time.

Failure points-

Statistically increasing the number of failure points on a system 
increases the chance of failure. Why can't you get that through your 
thick skull? What happens more often, a wing failure or a LP hose 
failure? I don't know of anyone who keeps statistics on this so you will 
have to trust me on this on, and that is LP hoses fail more often than 
bladders. So where is the logic in adding another LP hose to compensate 
for a rare to non-existent problem, will you please explain that to me, 
Mike, will you, huh???

Simplicity-

I assume that you are a extended range diver with some sense and are 
using a drysuit. This is not an argument about replacing a drysuit with 
an extra bladder. Now what do you use all during your dive? Your primary 
inflater and your drysuit inflater. If you dive a lot it is instinctive 
you don't even think about it. Should you have a failure of one system or 
other there is no hesitation, no pause, no scrambling, nothing. You react 
instinctively.

With a second inflator how often do you use that? Only when you decide to 
mess with it. As an ex-bondage diver I can tell you that you avoid at all 
costs using the second bladder as a routine because it sucks. You will 
have to try one out and in 5 mins you will see what I mean. If you have a 
problem you will be scrambling to find the hose, figure out how much air 
is in your damaged bag (and some bozos will actually have to find the LP 
hose they disconnected because of that time they accidentally inflated 
the second bladder which caused them to rocket to the surface). What is 
the sense with this, Mike, will you please explain why this is better 
than planning for and using your drysuit, will you, Mike, will you???

If you want to continue this thread because you don't understand the 
above, fine, but I am getting the feeling that I am trying to teach a pig 
to sing, here. Oh and as far as insult and innuendo is concerned, let me 
get out my crayons and paper and I will try to explain it to you some 
time.

 Jim

On 7/16/98 8:38 AM Mike Zimmerman wrote:

>> Mike, I realize that it's hard for you to type with one hand while the 
>> other is holding your drool cup, so I appreciate your efforts in keeping 
>> this thread alive beyond my wildest imaginings.
>
>Always good to be appreciated. :-)
>
>> It is apparent that you don't understand the concept of failure points so 
>> I won't go into that anymore. 
>
>Bullshit Jim.  You done nothing except try the old 
>proof-by-excessive-hand-waving
>technique... I called the bluff.  I'm still waiting.
>
>> I also gather that you don't understand the 
>> benefits of simplicity when you are in a stressful situation, so I will 
>> skip that too.
>
>The back-up bladder seems simpler than a drysuit to me.  Or certainly
>no more complicated.  You learn to dive with a bladder from day 1.  Usually
>you are less familiar with a drysuit and the attendant buoyancy issues.
>
>> I also require you to prove that the dual-bladder in one bag concept has 
>> saved any lives. I don't want any 3rd person accounts, I want factual 
>> proof that OMS bondage wings actually serve a purpose beyond a very 
>> successful marketing technique.
>> 
>> Al and I are still waiting for someone to take up the challenge.
>
>I don't have to prove they are NOT dangerous.  I have shown that
>as far as failure points they are equivalent to a drysuit.  YOU
>have stated that a drysuit is beneficial as backup buoyuancy.  You did 
>my job for me, I just had to show you the connections.  Thanks.
>
>You're wimping out Jim.  Hell I don't care if you pass the ball to
>Al.  That's fine.  Although the technique looks more like a kid taking 
>his ball and going home when people insist he play by the rules.
>
>Again, show without name-calling and innuendo how the second bladder
>is more dangerous as a back-up buoyancy device than a drysuit.
>
>Mike
>


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