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Date: Sun, 05 Apr 1998 09:17:41 -0500
To: cavers@ww*.ge*.co*, techdiver@aquanaut.com
From: Nanci LeVake <nlevake@pi*.co*>
Subject: Missing Wife Joke
When Mr. Crawford answered the door late in the evening one day after
he'd
lost his wife scuba diving, he was greeted by  two grim-faced
policemen.
"We're sorry to call on you at this  hour, Mr. Wilkens, but we
have some
information about your wife."

 "Well...tell me!" he demanded.


The policeman said, "We have some bad news, some pretty good  news, and
some
really great news. Which do you want to hear first?"

 Fearing the
worse, Mr. Wilkins said, "Give me the bad news first."

 So the policeman
said, "I'm sorry to tell you sir, but we found  your wife's
body this
morning in San Francisco Bay."

 "OH MY GOD!," said Mr. Wilkens, overcome
by emotion.  Then, remembering what
the policeman had said, he asked,
"What's  the good news?"

 "Well," said the policeman, "When we pulled her
up she had two five-pound
lobsters and a dozen good size dungeoness crabs
on her."

 "Huh?" he said, not understanding. "So, what's the great
news?"

 The policeman smiled, licked his chops, and said, "We're going to
pull her up
again tomorrow morning...."
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