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You must be a VERY young boy, did your mom take your diapers off yet. You sound like a world experiened diver that still wet behind the ears. come back in twenty years and lets see what your opinions are then. captain steve bielenda -----Original Message----- From: John Clark <mr._clark@ju*.co*> To: Skippy The Punk <Scaleworks@ao*.co*> Cc: cavers@ww*.ge*.co* <cavers@ww*.ge*.co*>; techdiver@aquanaut.com <techdiver@aquanaut.com> Date: Wednesday, March 11, 1998 5:26 AM Subject: Strokes will be Strokes - was incidents > > Skippy, once again you have proven why nobody feels the need to listen >to or be polite to neophyte big mouths who are obvious products of the >New England Stroke Factory . There is nobody in your sphere of ignorance >who has the first clue what goes on in cave diving, and there is nobody >up there who is capable of doing what gets done in Florida - otherwise >there would be at least one of you that has been there done that..We are >still wiating to se one of you idiots who can stay off the bottom or >drive by a weigh station without getting a ticket. > > Look at the numbers: everybody is walking around in a pizza-stained >Doria shirt with their guts hanging down over their belts and their fat >slob asses wagging in the breeze, like this yahoo Zero, a world record >fat slob, and all of you are proudly displaying your personal preference >and stroke gear like bondage wings, and other dogshit made by OMS, a >company whose products are the wet dreams of inexperienced jokers like >you, while none of you has a single dive in Leon Sinks, the longest >underwater cave in this country, yet YOU have all the answers. Sure , >some of you have been to Gooberville and paid 300 for a jerk off course >from some half wit red neck, but that is not the real story in tech or >cave diving - it is a tourist trap for new England strokes. > >Now that you have exposed yourself as a moron, let's take a closer look. >You have a handful of dives, you are an obvious ignoramus about diving ( >but then so is everyone else up there), and now we hear you are some kind >of toy dealer, probably a pedophile who frequents toy shows to get close >to children, as it may be too cold up there for you to be a Boy Scout >Troop Leader, or maybe you can not get a job as a kindergarten teacher. > > You have nothing we want, and neither does this idiot Zero, or any other >brick-headed fat New England wreck diving slob who wants to argue >physics, physiology, and reality. That reality is that you strokes are >occasional divers, your gear is pathetic, your practices are weak, you >have come up with nothing but the Slobwinder and bondage wings, and your >occasional dives are clusterfucks that are an embarrassment to the sport. > >If we want to hear bullshit stupidity out of some Brooklyn Indian, we >will buy a Jerky Boys tape. In other words, you are no longer amusing, >shut up, and get off of the cavers list. > > >_____________________________________________________________________ >You don't need to buy Internet access to use free Internet e-mail. >Get completely free e-mail from Juno at http://www.juno.com >Or call Juno at (800) 654-JUNO [654-5866] -- Send mail for the `techdiver' mailing list to `techdiver@aquanaut.com'. Send subscribe/unsubscribe requests to `techdiver-request@aquanaut.com'.
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