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Sender: Thomas A. Easop Date: 3/11/98 1:06 PM >Jim Cobb wrote: > >> In my experience- >> >> * The bondage make it difficult to orally inflate the wings. > >When was the last time you orally inflated anything on a tech dive??? What kind of stupid question is that? You are saying that all manual inflators should be removed from all BCs becauses YOU have never used one? Say, you don't have a bucket on your head, do you? >> * The bondage keep your center of buoyancy underneath your tanks rather >> than at the sides. >> * The bondage ruins your streamlining, they create extra drag. >> * The addition of an 2nd inflator contributes to task loading in CF >> conditions. > >I would like to hear of your personal CF experience where the 2nd inflator >contributed to the task load. OK, it was a dark and story night... Listen, numbnuts, remember that first time you tried to take off your girlfriends bra (assuming you're not a homo), didn't it piss you off when you discovered that there was not 1, not 2, but 3 or even more clips back there? Why were there so many clips, because 1 could not do the job? No, because the No.1 fear of adolescent girls is that a single clip might fail and the goodies will fall out for every to see. So the bra manufacturers outdid themselves by adding multiple clips to satisfy the "1 clip theory" girlish paranoia. Thusly, OMS stuper bondage wings are the training bra of the Tech diver industry. Easop, one day you too will graduate to a "1 clip" once you overcome your adolescent, irrational fear of the unknown. Jim -- Send mail for the `techdiver' mailing list to `techdiver@aquanaut.com'. Send subscribe/unsubscribe requests to `techdiver-request@aquanaut.com'.
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