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Date: Fri, 23 Jan 1998 09:35:18 -0500 (EST)
From: "William M. Smithers" <will@tr*.co*>
Subject: Re: Info Request
To: Drew Mooney <dmooney@cy*.ne*>
Cc: Jammer Six <jammer@oz*.ne*>, Tech List <techdiver@aquanaut.com>

On Thu, 22 Jan 1998, Drew Mooney wrote:
> 
> Bad Boys Rape Our Young Girls Behind Victory Garden Walls. Get Some Now.
> 
> Geeks. What can I tell you?
> 

When I was about 10 years ago, my Grandfather taught it to me as:

"Black Boys Rape Our Young Girls But Violet Goes Willingly.  Go
Shoot Niggers."

While being more distasteful, it is clear that black comes
before brown.  Course, Gramps was probably a rascist, and
was just figuring he'd start 'em young.

If you think that's bad, a PADI OW instructor I know
suggests to his students that the best way to 
remebmer BWRAF (the PADI pre-dive checklist) is:

Butt Warts Redden After F******, or Bisexuals Want
Raunchy Ass F******.  Although the one he uses now
(because of Air and Releases) is:

Blonds Will Release Airy Farts.

And you thought PADI instructors were all Eagle Scouts.
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