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Excerpt from Zacaton Journals Batman on a Bender- A fat, drunken, slovenly white-bearded batman in an ill-fitting ripped batoutfit falling half-out of his batmobile after wrapping it around a tree. "Goddamn mexican sonofabitchinfuckin BATS, why da hell don't they shtay on dere zide of da GODDAMED ROAD!" batman mumbles as he takes a swig off his batbottle. "why can't doz sonszabitchin scubaproassholes widen da goddamn road! I'm DIVVIN hea, gaddamnit!" he sobs before lapsing into spazims of the dry heaves. Ann looks at Jim appalled. "Christ, Jim, what happened, and where did you get those greasy coveralls? And my God you wrecked the truck!" "Shutup you bitch, I've had it with you conshstant whining and moaning" batman blurts out as he urinates on the hood of the the wrecked truck "and get your big butt into that goddamn tent, batman needs some batbootie, goddamnit" "NO, Jim, you know it's no good after you've torn up the whorehouse in Nacimento" Batman trips over the ripped hem of the shredded coveralls he stole from a fellow customer at "Carlitas" and does a header down the slope and lands with a splash into the cenote. "Well goddamn, look where I'm at!" yells batman in a high-pitched voice "Ann, throw some goddamn tanks down here and let go diving!" Thus began the first dive of our scientific expedition. Jim On 1/16/98 10:02 AM Ken Sallot wrote: >I thought I read that it wasn't Scuba Pro but rather Johnny Walker >that was sponsoring that one. I also understand that after playing in >Bat Guano for a few days he really earned the nickname "bat man". ------------------------------------------------------------------- Learn About Trimix at http://www.cisatlantic.com/trimix/trimix.html -- Send mail for the `techdiver' mailing list to `techdiver@aquanaut.com'. Send subscribe/unsubscribe requests to `techdiver-request@aquanaut.com'.
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